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10 hits in a row? Fucking plunk him next AB. And two incredibly terrible AB’s. When he gets 2 strikes on him he’s basically as bad as it gets.

Such a dumb pitch call to Loperfido. Not the slightest chance in the world Loperfido was doing anything other than swinging over the top.

Jake should bunt and then Ph Dubon.

Also if this ends up a run Manfred should be kicked in the balls.

Fucking Kenny powers looking motherfucker with a lead off walk. Every time a leadoff man walks a homeless person gets shanked.

What was the question? Better than Abreu? Sure. Possible platoon partner at 1B with Dubon? I mean- singleton is going better right now but he also had a 6 week stretch without an RBI and with like 2 hits, so I’d still go with Loperfido there. the everyday Left fielder of the future? not without a k rate under 30% and in a hurry.

Is Johnny bench dead for Salazar to be the reincarnation of Johnny bench?

Or only do we sweep- but we make them cry and send them into a tailspin- like we did with the Memorial Day massacre in 2017. Never forget! either that or 2 out of 3.

I’m in the camp of almost anyone can play 1B- he played there 41 times last year and 9 this year- and with Vlad Jr there that basically means he’s playing 1B for then anytime Vlad needs a day off or a day to DH.

As a houstonian I would be orgasmic for that forecast. Dipping into the 50’s at night as opposed to a heat index that never gets below 82% for 3 months is amazing.

He can go win awards and it won’t matter we will be fine at receiver. We have the December signing period, February signing period and winter and spring portal. I am completely confident we will really like our roster for Sarks entire tenure here. we have at worst the 3rd best NIL situation in college football- we will be absolutely fine.

Big game Hunting: Crochet for Melton, Mathews, Arrighetti or Bloss, Blubaugh, Vlad Jr for Leon, Ullola, Chas or Jake, Montero (they don’t have to take Montero- they could send us 10M instead Mason Miller for Arrighetti or Bloss (whichever didn’t go out in the other trade), Dezenzo, Loperfido, whatever prospects we get back from trading Presley and 10M to the Orioles (which should get 2 decent prospects) Astros resulting roster, Diaz, Caratini, Vlad, Altuve, Pena, Bregman, Yordan, Dubon, Jake or Chas, Tucker, singleton, Kessinger Cabbage Crochet, Brown, Framber, Blanco, JV, Garcia Hader, Miller, Abreu, Scott, Martinez, Dubin, king or Contreras. that would leave the farm with 2 players of note- whitcomb to take over for Bregman after 24 and Baez to take over for Tucker or Vlad after 2025. you’d have ace level guys in Crochet (and maybe Brown) in 2026, to go with probably mid level guys in Blanco and Garcia, whatever you can get out of LMJ, I’d try to turn Dubin into a starter, plus whatever BOR guys you sign or whoever you develop. Thats maybe WS favorites in 24 and 25 and still a legit bite at the apple in 26. That gives Dana brown 3 years to develop for 27. If that works cool keep on contending if not you start the rebuild by trading: Guys: with 2 years (Miller, Brown, Blanco, Hader, Yainer Diaz, Yordan) and guys with 1 year (Pena, Meyers- if he stays over Chas) That trade haul should jumpstart the rebuild with somewhere between 15 and 20 decent prospects- or- way better situation than we were in when Luhnow took over. That kind of decimation of the farm I am absolutely in favor of.

Looking at MLB’s list of guys on the market if we aren’t going big game hunting, I’d do something like: Justin Turner and 3M for Pedro Leon Jesse’s Winker for a couple prospects in the org chart between 20 and 30 or so. both low cost moves that would lengthen the lineup and make it so we don’t have any automatic outs. Thats presuming Turner can play 1B which I assume he can.

I don’t think he was ever good outside of Colorado numbers- except against us. He seemed to terrorize us.

It will. Allegedly 4.2 is the magic number.

In my opinion if you are serious about being a fan you ought to donate as much as you spend on tickets and merch. if you can’t do both donate. Better to watch an awesome team on TV than a shitty one live.

That he eats paint chips.

No he doesn’t.

Hold on- did you just brag about making a $200 donation?

I’d say wow and the kid probably just made an insanely dumb decision. Thats fascinating.

Yes.

Her runs our NiL. What do you think?

This should have been as quick an overturn as CB Buckner.

Fucking 6 Of 7 innings lead off guy on. Throw strikes asshole.

If this holds here Bregman is your player of the game with 2 knocks and awesome defense.