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Meyers on base for 4th time today. DFA! DFA! DFA!

Abreu.

As dumb as us.

Jake getting on base again. Dfa dfa dfa. Gold glove defense in centerfield and 750 ops. It doesn’t count for reasons. Dfa dfa dfa.

Sure. Thats one way to build a team. Another is to build a team that scores 45 or 50 a game, terrorizes people on the edge and locks down on the secondary because the other team has to throw the ball to catch up. I’m agnostic as long as we win. We had the best DT’s in the nation lat year and crapped out in the final 4. I think we will be a better team this year. Resources are scarce. News at 11!

Dfa dfa dfa.

15 now. You got an upvote from jfkfc. Only thing more embarrassing would be helobious.

Jake shouldn’t have that HR count I’m sure for reasons. DFA! DFA! DFA! Am I doing this right?

Look- you are obviously more plugged in than me, and just smarter about football. I don’t disagree with anything you say here… but I stand by my point that being awesome on offense and being awesome at edge, really good at LB and decent in the secondary means you can still win big with JAG’s at DT. We will see.

Which is probably why I said exactly that in the paragraph about how one might ideally reallocate recourses.

The lack of perspective on here, especially as it relates to DT is fucking hilarious. Of all the positions around- jag types at DT are just fine. Would it be awesome to have a fucking all pro at every position? Sure. But if you are going to JAG go JAG at this route where literally any huge fat body can anchor down and gum things up enough to sort of quasi throw their shit in the muck. It’s not like we are planning on not fielding a DT Order of preference to spend money on should be just about like the NFL draft and should roughly go: QB, DE, OT, WR, CB, DT, S, LB, RB, TE we have the best QB room maybe in our programs history. DE was a huge problem and now it’s not. Currently in really good shape at OT WR is fucking stacked. If you want to argue that we are allocating too much to RB and should repurpose that to DT I’d probably agree. If you want to say what we are doing at WR for high school kids is overkill with how stacked our room is and how good at portal we’ve done and abundant quality in portal while that’s more rare at DT sure. But you are nitpicking. If the offense goes out and scores 50 a game and we have studs coming off the edge while the other team is in passing situation we will be absolutely fine. College football is like MLB in that there is no salary cap and vastly different level of resources between different teams- and yet- I’m still waiting for the MLB team whose fans don’t pick apart one area of the team as substandard and notch and moan about it.

Encouraged to!

Sign my petition in Brokers are better. Come up to DC with me next time we are lobbying. It's dreadful man.

Inflation in Canada and Australia supposedly.

I expect 3 of the 4 back after the break and before the deadline. A bullpen arm would be good for sure.

Oh I get the idea. Thats why I said I’d need to see at least 2 of those guys actually back and pitching. Unless they want to go try to get a guy you’d like to see start in the playoffs.

5th guy BOR guy should be done like July 31st and only if we don’t get back 2 of Bloss, JV, Garcia and LMJ before that day. 2 of those guys back and no use messing with it at that level imo.

They jump right to civil and criminal penalties. Ha! They are dipshits. Hope this gets posted there as a follow up. it will be nothing other than interesting if a couple of these rumors come out. I could be totally wrong and the guy who told me could be wrong. I followed up again last night and he told me he 100% believes what he told me to be true still. And also he thought this was the funniest thing ever. And that Schloss is going to win huge here. He’s not a UT guy.

This SEC move is going to be so hard on us as a fanbase. Texas is rich, spoiled, entitled, arrogant and elitist. For sure. And we revel in that on some level. Just like cowboy fans, Lakers fans, Yankee fans etc. what Texas fans are not is ignorant, clueless, humorless, dipshits. We’ve joined an entire conference full of those fan bases. I guess we can maybe talk to the less retarded Florida and Georgia fans. And Vandy, if such a creature exists in the wild.

You know NIL. I know what people in that industry say. He’s here because he doesn’t like aggy. Period. Full stop.

Thats right. We ignore good times, focus only on bad times, and ignore injuries. Makes total sense. DFA! DFA! DFA! If we make the playoffs and make it to past the wild card we are the favorites to win the AL.

Espada is a big dumb dumb. Understand it and embrace it I guess.

Maybe because there was nothing to talk about and one of us is a paint chip huffing moron and I’m not.

3/4 and a 750 ops for Jake. He’s terrible. Because he had a month with good babip but we should ignore the one with bad babip or something. Dfa. Dfa. Dfa.

Untrue. Any moron with a glove can do it