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Wulaw Horn

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  1. Nah. His postseason numbers are awesome and he has what- 9 All Star games (think it probably ends there) and an MVP. If he were to retire tomorrow I think he gets in. If he clears 250 HR and 2500 hits (which is almost a guarantee regardless of how washed he is) I can't imagine him not getting in in 3 or 4 ballots.
  2. He’s earned every penny of what we are going to pay him. From a fairness perspective I’m fine with it. The biggest problem, imo, is how do you turn him into a part time player when he’s conclusively washed? Painful. At least with Biggio we weren’t really trying to win anything.
  3. Well one of mine was a sarcastic negative about the astros training staff so I really only did 9.
  4. The Bennigan's closest to me on 1960 in Houston had like 2 shootings over the course of a month. Shit gets serious when Monte Christos are involved. Also- I stand by being mystified that yall can't understand adding salsa to queso that is too cheesy. Do you mock people who mix in rotel with Velveeta? Ground beef or guacamole like chuy's awesomness? what about a quirt of Chulula? Like I can't even fathom why this is an odd thing at all. I even thought I had permission when I said "this is too cheesy-anyone mind and hefted the salsa up and got no response." As a (probably) Aspy I can't fathom how yall don't get this, but there is a lot about the world that puzzles me, so I suppose you can just add this to the list.
  5. So, not great Bob. Back to looking like 7 & 1/8 is par. And continue to spin around on the merry go round of suck.
  6. @Macklemore asked for it- Andrew's top 5 reasons he hates watching this Astros team. https://medium.com/@breathingorangefire_71114/5-things-i-hate-about-the-2025-astros-f8241b2fe998
  7. Using the chip to stir? Absolutely sounds like something I would do. Using my finger? Completely and totally unclassy. Thank you for setting that record straight. The 20k thing and walk on's is a good call- I think the point was- if we can figure out a preferred walk on- why not get him 20k to be the equivalent of a scholarship player who doesn't have to pay for school. Much like I was trying to find 50k to steal the OU WR from them- yes- I was absolutely in to do something I could personally make happen and when yall had the idea that you did to make it this big I said- that's outside of my skill set- good luck to yall. Yall accomplished it and that's so amazing- I'm proud to know yall and think that yall probably did more for the football program than all but maybe 30 or 50 living alumni. Hats off. 100%. My point is- I'm not lying about anything queso related- and I would have absolutely not poured the queso into the salsa- everyone knows you pour the salsa into the queso- that I've done 100 times in my life. Anything else would and should be considered fake news.
  8. It’s coming tomorrow from andrew.
  9. He had to come up with a way to top getting picked off 2X yesterday. it was masterfully done. The 1980’s cardinals would do that against us in a 4 game series.
  10. It’s like auto advance on the base paths can have downside to it. also- probably shouldn’t hit the leadoff hitter when you have him down 0-2.
  11. He’s had some really rough strike calls on him all year (Cam too), hit into some bad luck and a lot of suck. I think there’s better in there for him. We will see in the second half.
  12. Have a first start kid!
  13. As I said- 100% accurate. it bothers me somewhat that people can exaggerate some of my behavior. I live as a cautionary tale projectile vomiting in opposing locales and driving RV’s into overpasses and taking pictures of sex tents. If there was truth to any of that nonsense I’d admit to something involving queso at a table. I mean, what, that’s going to be the thing I lie about?
  14. reasons I love the watching the 2025 Astros. Andrew is going to write the more Surly hate one. Please check it out and if you have any notes on how to improve it let me know. I'm now on Tick Tock, Insta, facebook and twitter so follow there if that's your thing too. Hoping this is well written stuff Astros fans appreciate. https://medium.com/@breathingorangefire_71114/things-i-love-about-the-2025-astros-a9da0b41672a
  15. I’m almost positive I used the spoon to stir and then licked said spoon.
  16. That is 100% accurate unlike Sydney’s lies and provocations.
  17. Sure. But it was still more painful than a trip to the dentist seeing him throw 88 pitches or whatever it was to get through 3 innings.
  18. Only 80% of that is true. Maybe 75% I certainly didn't mock the idea that we needed more than 20k in NIL funds, since the entire idea we had was to immediately raise 50k in NIL funds to buy an OU wide receiver away from them. I just said I was out if it was more than 20k b/c I had 3 little kids and a business and an RV to drive. Also- I put the queso up and asked if anyone minded. When I heard nobody respond I assumed everyone thought "this is a good idea and needs to happen" I had no idea that yall had never done that awesomeness before. Lesson learned.
  19. I know when queso needs help and needs to have salsa mixed in. Philistines like you would have had us never discover peanut butter and chocolate or mayo on a hamburger or other such amazing goodness in the culinary world.
  20. He meant to say skillet queso.
  21. Sunday we were going to get no-hit and were the worst sacks of shit to ever swing a bat until a Yainer bomb broke up the no-no and a Paredes 3 run shot won the game. Lance was more painful than a trip to the dentist before we won the game. Hunter Brown gave up 1 run on 3 hits in a complete game and we lost. So, just 2025 Astros things. We accidentally went 3-1 in our last 4, so hope springs eternal.
  22. To whoever made the first response on my new blog muledick thank you. Truly outstanding work!
  23. He’d come in earlier for defense. Was just his first AB. Joe is dumber.
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