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Game ball to the guy who got the first out of his MLB career (maybe the last out) tonight in a winning effort. let’s win again tomorrow. 3 games is a streak fellas.

This isn’t what we have on the farm. This is the guy in AAA who happened to be on full rest at the last possible minute.

I’m rooting for him to give up like 10 runs here with no outs. Let’s become a trivia question kid.

Holy fuck I was expecting bad and it’s so much worse than that.

The moment right before he shit the bed man. When all the world was a possibility.

There’s a good chance this kid doesn’t record a single out.

This is not good.

Still I love Major League Baseball debut stories. Never be able to take this moment away from him.

Throw strikes asshole.

Get your shit together people. We are going to be fine. yall sound like andrew on my text message threads.

Which is funny because here is the ops+ around the diamond for the astros regulars: Diaz- 152 Abreu- -36 (yikes!) Altuve- 227 Pena- 160 Bregman- 50 Mccormick- 103 Meyers- 150 Tucker- 137 Alvarez- 147 Total- 117. Abreu won't stay this bad. Bregman won't stay this bad. Altuve and Pena and Meyers won't stay this good. Everything else looks about right to me- alvarez and tucker get a little better, probably chas as well, diaz a little worse- but at the end of the day this team is going to end up with an ops about 20% better than the league, which is where we are at right now, which is going to mean we are a top 5 type team in runs scored. Our sequencing has sucked so far- that's about all there is to it. That stuff happens in a 10 game sample size- it's not a big deal at all. Last night we got the sequencing right and we won because of it (that and good pitching).

The entire basis of this lawsuit is utter nonsense. UWM says not us if you want to be with Rocket or Fairway. Rocket is a bunch of shitheads that treat my client like their client and would just as soon slice my throat as help me out in any way. And yet still- with all this awful steering screwing customers out of Billions or trillions or whatever nonsense they claim I have 87 different lenders I can take a loan to, my typical customer pays zero points, gets a rate 3/8 of a point less than national average, and the wholesale channel- even with bullshit TPO fees that have zero basis in fact or reality that get charged to people in that channel come in $9800 less, on average, than retail. Again, I don't even particularly like UWM, but they are the consumers best friend in the industry with absurdly fast close times, they solved the appraisal problem that plagued so many of us during covid, and all sorts of other stuff, all at a price consistently less than retail. Gilbert can fuck off and I hope whatever shit bag lawyer filing this class action suit gets fake cancer and fake dies and needs a wreath fund. But yeah- this is also an amusing aspect of the whole thing. Helen of Troy wasn't responsible for stirring up this much shit.

Ronel Blanco is the greatest pitcher ever. Thanks Luhnow.

I’m still a hard over. I’m going to laugh at all yall by the all star break.

We will be fine.

I’m sad whenever Derka is sad. I think he’s a good human being that tries to do right, and takes too much shit because he can’t get out of his own way at times and that’s a problem. I wish this world was more understanding at times. Immamac has done such an incredible job with this site. It’s like seeing mommy and daddy fight.

Yes- they both have options left (I believe 2)

Betting Abreu is good- so see you later Seth Martinez at some point in time- he be riding the sugar land express this year all year I bet.

I thought he was a qualifier based upon the lists- I know he was like top 50 in one and thought he was ranked in another one as well, but there are so many ins and outs who knows.

I just did that thought experiment and got the exact same answer.

I can tell you this- Maldy absolutely turbofucked Hunter Brown last year when he started catching him and got so fucking lazy on breaking pitches- it was disgusting and the number bore it out. 1 week of the season in and my man Yainer is worth 0.6 WAR and in 4 games that fat fucking dipshit Maldy is a -0.2 Last year was a crime against humanity and if there was any justice in this world Dusty would have been drawn and quartered and then defenstrated, before being run out of town on a rail just to make sure. He definitely cost us a draft pick with the ROY bullshit. It's extremely possible he might have cost us a WS title with just that one bit of abject buffoonery. God I hate them both so much.

Maybe? He's starting Chemo next week he said.

Barry Habib has the Cancer- going into starting his chemo next week.

I locked 9 deals yesterday in anticipation of this report being strong. Nice to finally be on the right side of one. MBS down 21.

Might as well boot Bielak. Not sure if he has options, but he would probably pass through waivers anyway cause he blows ass Most of the time I’m with you. This is a horrible idea. Bielak is fine. No need to waive him