Wulaw Horn
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Exactly. We had the following games that were 1 score games: Vandy, Ohio State, Florida, MSST, Kentucky. We went 3-2 in these games. We had another game against Georgia that we were had two oppurtinities for a 4th down stop in the 4th quarter that had we done them we were on the precipice of taking the lead with all the game momentum. We didn't and the game snowballed, but that wasn't an epic beat down. You could put aggy and GA both in the "close-ish games that might not have looked that way on the scoreboard but were in the 2nd half for sure. We split those. So, 4-3 in games that could have plausibly gone either way Texas record could be 11-1 or it could be 6-6 but 9-3 is absolutley representative of a reasonable replay of the season if played 1000 times.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
SHit happens. Especially when they don't mark bridge heights in a city...
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2025 - 2026 Astros Offseason Thread
I mean we would have to see the return but that seems like selling low on a guy with 4 years of control left (could steal a year plausibly by having him start in the minors for a month this offseason) that had as good a 3 months as he has already.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Your mom has no character count.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
For Fucks sake I have no idea how that last abortion happened on my iPhone with the same post 6 times. Sorry.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Let’s pretend it’s 16 and they do that shit where the big 12 and ACC get 2 AQ’s each the big 10 and sec 4 and the guppies get one… that’s 13 teams. Domers make 14… that still leaves only 2 spots up in the air most years. That’s not enough to solve this problem if they do it this way. Not really. 16 only really works if you drop the damn AQ’s or you still have zero incentive to schedule tough OOC games. OU deserves to be in the playoff based upon how they did against that schedule. They have one of the 3 best wins of the year (OU at bama, bama at Georgia, Texas at aggy). Put in aggy at Domers and whoever wins the Big 19 title game and there’s the best 5 wins of the year. They also beat Michigan which isn’t great but isn’t nothing (I’d equate that to Texas beating Vandy this year) and beat a bunch of sec teams that people thought would be good (TN, LSU, Auburn, Mizzou) that ended up pretty mediocre but those were all games that were loseable in the same way Texas at Florida was loseable. So, they deserve in based upon what they did. You’ve been an OU fan for a long time and you know what good looks like and this team isn’t good. Weird that they are definitely a top 10 team by resume but not top 10 by quality of actual team this year. if I’m an OU fan I’m pretty concerned about the direction of this program under Vemebles and with NIL.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Let’s pretend it’s 16 and they do that shit where the big 12 and ACC get 2 AQ’s each the big 10 and sec 4 and the guppies get one… that’s 13 teams. Domers make 14… that still leaves only 2 spots up in the air most years. That’s not enough to solve this problem if they do it this way. Not really. 16 only really works if you drop the damn AQ’s or you still have zero incentive to schedule tough OOC games.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Let’s pretend it’s 16 and they do that shit where the big 12 and ACC get 2 AQ’s each the big 10 and sec 4 and the guppies get one… that’s 13 teams. Domers make 14… that still leaves only 2 spots up in the air most years. That’s not enough to solve this problem if they do it this way. Not really. 16 only really works if you drop the damn AQ’s or you still have zero incentive to schedule tough OOC games. Let’s pretend it’s 16 and they do that shit where the big 12 and ACC get 2 AQ’s each the big 10 and sec 4 and the guppies get one… that’s 13 teams. Domers make 14… that still leaves only 2 spots up in the air most years. That’s not enough to solve this problem if they do it this way. Not really. 16 only really works if you drop the damn AQ’s or you still have zero incentive to schedule tough OOC games. Let’s pretend it’s 16 and they do that shit where the big 12 and ACC get 2 AQ’s each the big 10 and sec 4 and the guppies get one… that’s 13 teams. Domers make 14… that still leaves only 2 spots up in the air most years. That’s not enough to solve this problem if they do it this way. Not really. 16 only really works if you drop the damn AQ’s or you still have zero incentive to schedule tough OOC games.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
I was off by 1 game in a thread full of people saying we were going 5-7 or 6-6. I was way closer to what actually happened than most in that thread if you read through it. If Florida loss wouldn’t have happened I’d have been Nostradamus and not Nostradumbass. 1 game. Not really all that far off. Really, we needed up in the place I thought we would either a team that was pretty clearly a top 5 or so type team and arch being a stud and the team being fine- it just fucking took sark 6 weeks longer to get there than I thought it would- and the Florida loss happened. I even conceded in the moment that we were probably going to be dogs to and lose to Georgia.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Then sark shouldn’t have been out saying we won’t play that game next year.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Fuck that. Look at our 27 schedule not they go to 16 (especially if they keep AQ) the argument will be for 4 loses left out instead of 3. You want to play underwood in his 3rd year while breaking in Bell in his first or 2nd game in a year you have bama, Georgia, Auburn, OU, Aggy and st arky on the schedule? When 3 losses gets you in and 4 doesn’t. No fucking way.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
We might. But it would be colossally dumb.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
So, If we don't cancel OSU and Michigan we are both fucking stupid and fucking pussies. You can't have Sark saying that shit and then not do it. I still say that if UVA beats Duke in the ugliest game imaginable (meaning an ACC team will have to get in) and Ohio State and Georgia and Tech win big there can be a rethink happen next Sunday. We certainly shouldn't stop the pressure campaign. We should probably publicly cancel the Domers series tomorrow and then privately tell ESPN that if we end up behind Miami we absolutley will cancel the OSU and Michigan games Monday afternoon.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Where did you get this? I've been on google every day since Sunday busting my ass trying to find this weeks ratings. Holy fucking shit if Texas v Aggy outdrew OSU v Michigan and the Iron Bowl that's fucking amazing and I'm sort of shocked. I figured it would do a big number but that's 4M more than last year.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Oh I absolutely believe it’s way more likely than not it would be Bama. I’m just saying it has to be a discussion and depending upon outcomes it’s possible we could jump them. we will jump byu if they lose I’d almost guarantee.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Look, in reality I’m a one woman man. I’ve only had sex with my wives. Consecutive wives, not concurrent- No BYU. If I was predisposed to have sex outside a relationship then a million times out of 100 I would fuck Roseanne and Rosy O’fat if it meant I got to plow my way through the top 5 prettiest women on the planet. Like, that’s not actually a thing anyone on here would actually say no to, is it?
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Oh I’m aware of all that. What I’m saying is that I want the game to look in Person and on TV even lower quality than the paper would have it looking. Like 3-2 VA as a final where the ACC has to have a team in and America is pissed that they have said team and demanding they not have 2 from that conference in.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
2 years ago Florida state won and went to 13-0 and fell from 3 to 6. It’s not the most likely result but it could happen depending upon how it all shakes out.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
The thing about Miami being 12 and us 13 is that we can wage a smear campaign against Miami all season. The mouse doesn’t give a shit about the ACC and Miami can’t draw flies to a pile of shit as far as game day crowd. We can wreck them behind the scenes if need be.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Root for a retard fight in the ACC that makes Miami look guilty by association.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
They can’t have it Bama 10, BYU 11, Texas 12 and not have a discussion about what happens if bama and byu both get wrecked. It’s not possible.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
If we are 12 on Tuesday I’m super excited. That means there is a real discussion that could happen inside that room if you are saying we end up at 12 because we are 13 and jump byu then I’m pissed.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
It seems incredibly hard for me to believe that Disney doesn’t have the biggest vote. I also concede it’s possible they have no say. It’s really interesting.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Maybe. I’d like for that to be the case. Maybe not. But it went from off the board to on the board. Utah not on the board. candy +4000. Miami +750. So- that tells me if they did get word that the committee has it 10- bama 11- byu 12-Miami 13-Texas 14- Vandy 15-Utah. or no information and they are guessing like we are.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
So, 4%. NyT had it at 5%. think of it like this though- for it to be 4 or 5% chance of happening we need like 3 or 4 game outcomes to go our way. Figure that figure it’s required for tech (80%) Georgia (65%) and Ohio state a little bit (65%) to win. There’s only a 33% chance or so of all that happening. So, if all those games break our way that would mean the oddsmakers believe we have like a 1/5 or 1/4 chance of being named. Also- yesterday Fan Duel didn’t have us on the board and now they do so the rethink it all out campaign is working.