I know when queso needs help and needs to have salsa mixed in. Philistines like you would have had us never discover peanut butter and chocolate or mayo on a hamburger or other such amazing goodness in the culinary world.
Sunday we were going to get no-hit and were the worst sacks of shit to ever swing a bat until a Yainer bomb broke up the no-no and a Paredes 3 run shot won the game. Lance was more painful than a trip to the dentist before we won the game. Hunter Brown gave up 1 run on 3 hits in a complete game and we lost. So, just 2025 Astros things. We accidentally went 3-1 in our last 4, so hope springs eternal.
Yall didn’t know you needed this on your life. Andrew and I started a blog as a companion to our pod. When you have scores of people politely tolerating your inanity you have to double down and give the people what they want.
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If I was going to answer the thread title- tell me about aggy- I could do multiple Randy duke 10k word posts or I could sum it up with this “they always manage to find a way to fail, many times in historic and embarrassing fashion.
When that liberty chick was like- looking for my pitch and doing what I do best- launch dingers- I think I fell in love a little bit.
what a fun thing to watch happen to aggy. Really satisfying way to end Sunday.
There are precious few major league teams in that bumblefuck footprint of backwards sister fuckers we’ve signed up to play with, and none with turf I don’t think.
I can’t imagine the Astros, Rangers or Braves (that’s it in the footprint as I think Tampa is south of Gainesville) want to see eleventy thousand games played on their grass field over the span of a week.
So, everyone had some positive with a hit or a walk today in the top 7 but Rodgers and Dinon both did nothing positive.
Happy with 4-3 week. Could have been worse.
I’ve never understood since he initially started having problems with his hands why he didn’t go to an ax handle bat. It’s basically made for this/hammate bone problems.