@Macklemore asked for it- Andrew's top 5 reasons he hates watching this Astros team.
https://medium.com/@breathingorangefire_71114/5-things-i-hate-about-the-2025-astros-f8241b2fe998
Using the chip to stir? Absolutely sounds like something I would do. Using my finger? Completely and totally unclassy. Thank you for setting that record straight. The 20k thing and walk on's is a good call- I think the point was- if we can figure out a preferred walk on- why not get him 20k to be the equivalent of a scholarship player who doesn't have to pay for school. Much like I was trying to find 50k to steal the OU WR from them- yes- I was absolutely in to do something I could personally make happen and when yall had the idea that you did to make it this big I said- that's outside of my skill set- good luck to yall. Yall accomplished it and that's so amazing- I'm proud to know yall and think that yall probably did more for the football program than all but maybe 30 or 50 living alumni. Hats off. 100%.
My point is- I'm not lying about anything queso related- and I would have absolutely not poured the queso into the salsa- everyone knows you pour the salsa into the queso- that I've done 100 times in my life. Anything else would and should be considered fake news.
He had to come up with a way to top getting picked off 2X yesterday.
it was masterfully done.
The 1980’s cardinals would do that against us in a 4 game series.
He’s had some really rough strike calls on him all year (Cam too), hit into some bad luck and a lot of suck.
I think there’s better in there for him. We will see in the second half.
As I said- 100% accurate.
it bothers me somewhat that people can exaggerate some of my behavior. I live as a cautionary tale projectile vomiting in opposing locales and driving RV’s into overpasses and taking pictures of sex tents. If there was truth to any of that nonsense I’d admit to something involving queso at a table. I mean, what, that’s going to be the thing I lie about?
reasons I love the watching the 2025 Astros. Andrew is going to write the more Surly hate one. Please check it out and if you have any notes on how to improve it let me know. I'm now on Tick Tock, Insta, facebook and twitter so follow there if that's your thing too. Hoping this is well written stuff Astros fans appreciate.
https://medium.com/@breathingorangefire_71114/things-i-love-about-the-2025-astros-a9da0b41672a
Only 80% of that is true. Maybe 75%
I certainly didn't mock the idea that we needed more than 20k in NIL funds, since the entire idea we had was to immediately raise 50k in NIL funds to buy an OU wide receiver away from them. I just said I was out if it was more than 20k b/c I had 3 little kids and a business and an RV to drive.
Also- I put the queso up and asked if anyone minded. When I heard nobody respond I assumed everyone thought "this is a good idea and needs to happen" I had no idea that yall had never done that awesomeness before.
Lesson learned.
I know when queso needs help and needs to have salsa mixed in. Philistines like you would have had us never discover peanut butter and chocolate or mayo on a hamburger or other such amazing goodness in the culinary world.
Sunday we were going to get no-hit and were the worst sacks of shit to ever swing a bat until a Yainer bomb broke up the no-no and a Paredes 3 run shot won the game. Lance was more painful than a trip to the dentist before we won the game. Hunter Brown gave up 1 run on 3 hits in a complete game and we lost. So, just 2025 Astros things. We accidentally went 3-1 in our last 4, so hope springs eternal.
Yall didn’t know you needed this on your life. Andrew and I started a blog as a companion to our pod. When you have scores of people politely tolerating your inanity you have to double down and give the people what they want.
https://medium.com/@breathingorangefire_71114
If I was going to answer the thread title- tell me about aggy- I could do multiple Randy duke 10k word posts or I could sum it up with this “they always manage to find a way to fail, many times in historic and embarrassing fashion.