Wulaw Horn

If you seriously don’t know that when Georgia hired Kirby Smart they went on a systematic and large scale cheating jag I don’t know what to tell you. You are either doing a willful blindness act or are dumb enough that I’m surprised you were able to turn on your computer and find this site. We have always maintained at Texas that we don’t do large scale institutional cheating the way they do at the following schools: Bama, Georgia, Aggy, (OU in the past- they’ve actually cleaned their act up in the last 30 years), Ohio State, Clemson, Auburn, LSU, USC, and at times Ole Miss and Tennessee. The proof of that, literally, is when it was taken out of the murky depths of dishonesty Texas went from never winning a head to head against those schools to winning almost all of them. Gee, wonder why that was? Texas, Michigan, and the Domers are the blue bloods (I suppose Nebraska too) that never seriously played the bag game and their history of being up and down sort of shows that. Let’s just say we won’t ever miss out on classes anymore because someone decides that they are going to outbid us and leave it at that. Georgia will be fine in the new paradigm. You might have to get a coach that isn’t a barely functional retard between here and there, but yall have enough passion and advantages from being quasi urban as opposed to backwater hicks that I think it will be more or less ok for you. But it won’t be Texas. And, right now, we are also smarter than you, so, uh, yeah- good luck with all that.

Manhattan sucked shit through a straw. Lawrence was alright. I’ve been to every venue in the original big 12 at least one time (hoops in Norman since we never play football there). Look- all game trips are kind of fun. Boulder was beautiful their fans are trash Nebraska was great every time we walked in there and beat them, nice college towns in Lawrence and columbia Waco , Lubbock and college station were pretty meh but the hot/dumb girl ratio at least was good in Lubbock when out and about. Stillwater and Aimes and Manhattan just have nothing going for them but large state schools. Which is fine to have fun over a weekend with bars, campus eating favorites and the like. it’s hard to have a bad trip following your team around (outside of the game of course) if I’m being honest. SEC non- Starkville, Auburn and college station divisions should be a step up.

Most Texas fans are going to fly in private in the morning and out at night. Ask the Bama crowd what that looked like.

I mean- yeah we did. The NIL that ended him was us dude.

We ended Tom Osborne and Nebraska We ended the Pete Carrol reign of terror. We ended Nick Saban. those schools were actually good. I don’t know if it will even make our history books (outside of maybe a minor little footnote) when we end the Georgia 2 in 3 when yall aren’t losing to Bama and being gifted a second chance or whatever it is that I don’t care about and am not paying attention to.

At Texas we do our own heavy lifting, we don’t jock ride Alabama. We are here to ruin you and 7 games in looks off to a good start.

Yes. According to the AP. But, one week we jumped them in the BCS, and the media acted like we’d forced them to watch their daughter star in a snuff film.

We have a lot of people who are going to get really scared about this game. Gonna need a mud hole post (and yeah- I know Georgia is too good for a traditionally mud hole post but we got one for Bama last year).

Ok- so here's the deal about the SEC- they are playing a rigged game and this whole entire edifice of dominance is a feedback loop built on nothing. I hate that we are in this conference (not that I mind we are gone from the big 12) with these morons, but here we go. Basically- Alabama is the 800 Pound Gorilla. They run things. They swath babies in houndstooth checkered diapers (or maybe just let them shit in those hats- I dunno all their odd customs). Bear Bryant is hallowed and revered. Royal never lost to them. I think we are something like 8-2 against them. Both losses were barely losses after we our starting QB went down. Basically- for Alabama to beat Texas they need luck, help and our QB getting injured and then the game is likely to be 1 score or less toss up with 3 minutes left- even if Garret Gilbert is driving the bus for Texas. Or Hudson Card. Or some other not our standard QB that wasn't ready for prime time and thus wasn't the starter. When our QB stays upright the whole game we swat them. Now, we are getting to the point where sloth (Mack) and stupidity (charlie and Herman) no longer run the program and even if the starter doesn't stay upright it's not a big deal b/c we will come with Arch on your ass. Literally- no team in the SEC beat St. Nick by 10 at their place. Until we scheduled that game. Georgia is next. They became a national power by cheating their asses off and winning every auction in town for a 5 or 10 year stretch, while Kirby Smart managed to squander "all that talent". We had kids spend their entire spring break in Austin, love it hear and then the check from Georgia cleared and they showed up to Athens without a visit to UGA. And yet- for all that Georgia still loses every time they see Alabama on the other side of the field. They are used to being beta submissives. Do they talk a lot of shit? Undoubtedly. I remember how they were so big and bad and tough they were going to beat up on a meathead Tom Herman team. Funny that- we won by 28-21 b/c Turtle Tom is fundamental incapable of winning by more than a score- but anyone who watched that game pointed and laughed at the concept that Georgia was better than us. And that was a shitty Tom Herman team that I believe lost 4 games that year. Whatever. Georgia will learn to bend the knee to Bevo the same way they always have to Bama. And, for added benefit this Bevo has shown that he would just as soon gore UGA as look at him. I like that in Bevo. I assume the football team will be the same. Missouri has a 100 year history of being irrelevant. They showed up and immediately won the division twice with "Big 12 players". Yawn. Just means more. Or something. aggy showed up with big 12 players and promptly had their best year in forever, johnny 8-ball won a Heisman and they went 10-2. Old 8-4 aggy finally found a game they could beat and it was the mighty SEC. Fun fact- their win percentage in the SEC is basically dead ass on the big 12 or SWC all time- but like every so slightly higher in the SEC. So, although they can be mediocre anywhere they can be slightly better in the SEC, even though it's that much harder. Ole Miss- thanks for Archy and Eli's grandson/nephew. Y'all I suppose were almost relevant while they were there. Enjoy rooting for Arch to win 2 Heismans and be on 3 national championship teams wearing burnt orange. Miss State- HA. I can't even summon the energy to write about you. Auburn and LSU- I'd go on and on but you'd just have to have someone read it to you and that would embarrass both me and y'all. Everyone else other than Vandy is a big blob of dreck as far as I'm concerned. Vandy though- I see you over there as the only team in the conference (I believe) to have a winning record against Texas. We are coming to take that away from you in the next decade and then nobody in the conference will have a winning record against us. Y'all have built a national hype machine through ESPN where y'all were the worst of the worst cheaters, and insular thoughtlessness allowed y'all to get away with losing extra games and still playing for it all because it means more. We roll in and see the SEC with 6 of the top 7 teams in the country and all I could do is laugh. Mizzou? Sure Jan. Tennessee? Ha. Lose to Arky, barely beat Florida, beat that abortion of an OU team by 10? Nah. Bama- lose to Vandy. Congrats. Georgia- of course you roll over and expose your belly to Bama. Ole Miss- yeah- any game that looks remotely important you find a way to lose. So- all those schools that were supposed to be so good and we are at the half way point in the season and it's just Texas that has an unblemished record. This is the game that was circled on everyone's schedule around dixieland. It's where big bad Texas is going to get its comupance. Usually, SEC fans are used to drafting behind Bama and riding their coat tails but Sark & Ewers rubbed their nose in it last year. So, now it's up to Georgia to beat us and not expose this conference as the bunch of overrated clowns that we've all, I suspect, deep down, known them to be. Not gonna happen. Texas plays their A game (I'm not talking perfect I mean like what we brought to Michigan and Alabama last year) and it's a 3 score win. Texas plays a B game and we win by 10. If we bring our sloppy bullshit offensive selves to this party (which to be clear I don't expect) that we did against OU (or Washington last year) we are in a coin flip game. I'm not even going to entertain the idea of us playing poorly and not getting up for these yahoos. Texas has pride. Texas has athletic arrogance. Texas has the horses, and the headsets and I think everyone is about to see that there is one team, head and shoulders above the rest of the schools in this conference, and that is Texas. Y'all should have never invited this camel to stick it's nose under your tent. Now that we can play players and don't have to deal with the perception gap yall are about to see what a motivated Texas, with a good signal caller, and everyone pulling on the oars at the same time and in the same direction can do. And it won't be good. For yall. The only problem with this game is I have to wait another 6 days to see it happen. Seems completely unfair. IS he a Georgia dipshit? I thought maybe it was someone who was mad that I used a dirty word or something. Whatever.

Those fucking cocksuckers are dining out on the reputation of a bunch of overrated hilly billy, sister fucking morons. We show up and are the only undefeated team right now. We beat Bama at Bama by 10 last year which none of them have done in like 20 years. Pretty sure we will be the first non Bama team to beat Georgia this week in line this century. Texas gonna roll in, dickslap the entire conference and those mongoloids will come up with some story where whatever we did is so much less than their incessant mediocrity for the entire history of their second rate university. Or, as I call it “Tuesday”.

I mean duh.

When I get off my cruise and back home I’m going to get spicy about these cocksuckers in the SEC that are overrated as shit.

Who gives a fuck? We are super deep. Like, it doesn’t matter who gets hurt anywhere deep. This is an assembly line. Pay attention.

They suck, we should win convincingly.

It should be a yearly thing somewhere.

They are playing the game on the big TV on the lido deck. I have 15 drinks today before they cut me off. I’m happy!

Yes. rates going up 1/2 a point after the fed lowered half a point is a horror show.

It’s really hard to describe how much dick the SEC sucks and the nonsense that comes with that if you aren’t a mouth breathing moron. I guess we get the benefit now of that but it always has and always will be shit. we are going to run roughshot over this collection of spares and moron.

We are going to fuck Georgia up the ass and wipe our shit covered dicks all over their face dirty sanchez style. The fact that this will come as a complete and utter shock to aggy (who is always wrong) is basically proof it will happen.

Been a brutal beat down ever since the fed cut by 1/2. That… wasn’t what we were looking for.

Texas 45, OU 13. we win this game in a walk, reminiscent of the last time we brought in a focused group of dominant studs that were looking for revenge and they brought in a collection of no talent ass clowns considerably worst than the normal collection of ass clowns they roll with (2005). This game just sets up like that for us to stomp them. Yes, I know, it’s a rivalry game and anything can and will happen, but I’m going to choose not to take counsel of my fears as it relates to this team and enjoy the ride. Prop- rushing yards for both team- graded on closest to spread and if that ties closest to the total. Team that wins this almost always wins the game. Texas 194 yards rushing OU- 78 yards rushing. spread- 116 yards

Florida- Georgia, potato- potahtoe

Bama won a one possession game at home over Georgia then shit the bed and lost to a mediocre (congrats to Vandy from moving from putrid to mediocre) Vandy team the next week. It’s perfectly justifiable to have Bama behind Georgia, though I personally believe neither of them are all that good.

Yeah/ he was stock down for me for sure (along with Blue), but the coaches aren’t bitching and if he falls into some sacks and stats that will obviously be helpful to his case.

I was going to say maybe Ohio state is also really good. Nobody in the SEC, to me, looks at that standard. I have seen a little of Ohio State and thought they might also be really good, but the Kansas State retread QB has me skeptical. I need to see it one time against Oregon and then I will sign off on that.