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BehoId, The Underminer!

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  1. that's pretty baller tho
  2. i was walking about 3 blocks in the Heights in Houston at midnight. empty street. I'm twenty years old, and am about 6'1", 200 lbs. best shape i'll ever be in my life. a car pulls up and a dude jumps out the passenger side and comes up to me. it was just an opportunistic thing, clearly. they saw a guy by himself and decided to go for it. they had no plan. guy that came up to me says 'give me your wallet.' dude goes about 5'4" and 130 pounds. i'm in gym clothes. don't even have pockets. 'i don't have a wallet.' 'what do you mean you don't got no wallet? you want me to get my gun?' i just grab him and bear hug him. 'calm down dude.' he manages to put his foot up on me and leg presses himself free. he goes 'imma get my gun.' goes back to the car, hops in the passenger side, and they drive away. i call the cops when i get to my destination. realized i didn't have much to say. it really drove home to me how unreliable eye witness testimony is. i could only say basically the facts that i said above. what race were they? i don't really remember. what car were they driving? i don't know.
  3. jeff epstien? the new york financier?
  4. i really hope i puke when i open the rain thread. edit: YES!
  5. enjoyed it. my wife watched drive to survive, so i recognized a few of the real folk in there. its just nice to see so much practical effects instead of nonstop cgi. the cars racing felt like cars racing.
  6. yankees going on a losing streak at the right time and bunching the east all up at the top puts a lot of teams within striking distance of us. jays, yankees, rays all within 5.5 games, plus seattle right ahead of us. only one of them has to slip and we are in the playoffs.
  7. if he's a character actor, everyone but about 10 people are. hey look! its character actor ben affleck! my nominee: stephen tobolowsky. most memorably Ned Ryerson! Bing! but he's been in a 1000 things. sammy jenkins in memento if your remember the telling of that anecdote.
  8. the bobby bo one is the one most in public consciousness but there are several. bruce sutter was paid $1.12MM per year on an interest only loan running at 13% for 30 years. They had the entire principle to pay in 2022, which the braves paid, the year he died. i think bobby bonilla is just more fun to say so it gets top billing.
  9. also true. i've no doubt that people are trading off the "tariffs on/tariffs off" pattern. you know about that 30 minutes ahead of time and you make millions.
  10. it is a requirement of every surly thread that involves religion for an edgelord to appear and use this phrase
  11. too simplistic. it's a market of a hundred million moving pieces. don't be tricked into thinking credit/blame is any specific thing or person. you're too invested on politics and insist on seeing stuff through that lens.
  12. finally had a sell order executed on BE. I bought it like 5 years ago. it would jump every 6 months then slowly peter out. had to watch it go down into maybe 60% loss territory or something again. i had two consecutive 60 day limits up. it executed at the end of the second one. i'm out, up by a percent or two for the whole thing. feels good to just get my money back on this one.
  13. applause? could those dopes not tell it exploded? buncha christa mcaulliffs
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