BehoId, The Underminer!

that's right. no upside.

both.

Lol. Scherzer out until mid year too.

saw parra got third team aa at tcu

i mean . . . that's a great way to drop your bmi

corn dog 7. not a bad job really, but if you washed your hands and didn't completely dry them, the next time you went to dip some dogs in the grease it, cold water would drip into the 250 degree grease and you'd die.

i see singletary on last year's.

only five of our girls were on the roster last year?

guyana in the news a lot these days

Seems impossible to stop Skinner from the back row because she’s got a huge range to hit at. No way to line up the block.

Those last two sets were a crushing.

Corn looked good.

i legitimately didn't know it existed. i just pulled up the cast and lol.

if the fed was interested in making friends, it would wait until the new year, let people get their bonuses and put them in the market, then make announcements that would have everything jump.

Dude’s whole feed is hilarious.

he should be at least pony league now

just scrolled through that dude's posts. a lot of swiss cheesing going on.

i just sense the manpower doesn't matter at all. we will never get to a point where enough people have died for russia so they are getting weak. they can infinitely re-up their lines from eastern russia, then millions of folks like wagner got from africa or ME, or empty some more prisons, or DPRK sending dudes over. the same is basically true with arms. no victory by attrition here. the only progress can be through taking a chunk of land and holding it. keep doing that until we reach the border.

i saw the new coming to america and was not impressed. i think there is a limited range of funny stuff that old guys can do. people like jim carrey or eddie murphy or adam sandler style of comedy depends on youth.

The anticipation adds to the lulz.

quick check shows you don't really see residual covid effects going to now elsewhere, it doesn't seem. 2023 = pre covid attendance. 2023 Detroit Tigers AL Central 162 78 84 0 .481 .449 2nd of 5 9.0 661 740 1,612,876 27.4 27.7 51 32 E.Rodriguez (3.5) A.Hinch (78-84) 2022 Detroit Tigers AL Central 162 66 96 0 .407 .389 4th of 5 26.0 557 713 1,575,544 27.9 27.5 53 33 J.Báez (2.6) A.Hinch (66-96) 2021 Detroit Tigers AL Central 162 77 85 0 .475 .463 3rd of 5 16.0 697 756 1,102,621 28.1 27.3 49 29 J.Candelario (3.7) A.Hinch (77-85) 2020 Detroit Tigers AL Central 58 23 35 0 .397 .390 5th of 5 12.0 249 318 27.6 26.6 45 23 J.Candelario (2.0) R.Gardenhire (21-29) and L.McClendon (2-6) 2019 Detroit Tigers AL Central 161 47 114 0 .292 .304 5th of 5 53.5 582 915 1,501,430 27.6 27.8 53 32 M.Boyd (3.8) R.Gardenhire (47-114) 2018 Detroit Tigers AL Central 162 64 98 0 .395 .395 3rd of 5 27.0 630 796 1,856,970 27.9 28.6 49 27 M.Fiers (3.5) R.Gardenhire (64-98) 2017 Detroit Tigers AL Central 162 64 98 0 .395 .411 5th of 5 38.0 735 894 2,321,599 29.6 28.3 49 29 J.Upton (5.2) B.Ausmus (64-98) 2016 Detroit Tigers AL Central 161 86 75 0 .534 .518 2nd of 5 8.0 750 721 2,493,859 30.0 29.0 44 23 J.Verlander (7.4) B.Ausmus (86-75) 2023 Los Angeles Dodgers NL West 162 100 62 0 .617 .616 1st of 5 -- Lost NLDS (3-0) 906 699 3,837,079 30.9 28.1 58 39 M.Betts (8.3) D.Roberts (100-62) 2022 Los Angeles Dodgers NL West 162 111 51 0 .685 .715 1st of 5 -- Lost NLDS (3-1) 847 513 3,861,408 29.6 28.8 51 31 M.Betts (6.4) D.Roberts (111-51) 2021 Los Angeles Dodgers NL West 162 106 56 0 .654 .672 2nd of 5 1.0 Lost NLCS (4-2) 830 561 2,804,693 29.2 28.8 61 39 W.Buehler (7.1) D.Roberts (106-56) 2020 Los Angeles Dodgers NL West 60 43 17 0 .717 .712 1st of 5 -- Won WS (4-2) 349 213 28.0 27.6 38 21 M.Betts (3.6) D.Roberts (43-17) 2019 Los Angeles Dodgers NL West 162 106 56 0 .654 .662 1st of 5 -- Lost NLDS (3-2) 886 613 3,974,309 27.9 28.9 46 26 C.Bellinger (8.6) D.Roberts (106-56) 2018 Los Angeles Dodgers NL West 163 92 71 0 .564 .624 1st of 5 -- Lost WS (4-1) 804 610 3,857,500 28.1 29.2 52 31 J.Turner (4.7) D.Roberts (92-71) 2017 Los Angeles Dodgers NL West 162 104 58 0 .642 .627 1st of 5 -- Lost WS (4-3) 770 580 3,765,856 27.9 29.7 52 26 J.Turner (5.6) D.Roberts (104-58) 2016 Los Angeles Dodgers NL West 162 91 71 0 .562 .558 1st of 5 -- Lost NLCS (4-2) 725 638 3,703,312 28.9 28.9 55 31 C.Kershaw (6.1) D.Roberts (91-71) 2015 Los Angeles Dodgers NL West 162 92 70 0 .568 .552 1st of 5 -- Lost NLDS (3-2) 667 595 3,764,815 29.5 28.1 55 31 Z.Greinke (9.5) D.Mattingly (92-70) Year Tm Lg G W L Ties W-L% pythW-L% Finish GB Playoffs R RA Attendance BatAge PAge #Bat #P Top Player Managers 2023 Seattle Mariners AL West 162 88 74 0 .543 .564 3rd of 5 2.0 758 659 2,690,418 27.8 27.4 56 35 J.Rodríguez (5.3) S.Servais (88-74) 2022 Seattle Mariners AL West 162 90 72 0 .556 .547 2nd of 5 16.0 Lost ALDS (3-0) 690 623 2,287,267 27.6 27.9 59 29 J.Rodríguez (6.2) S.Servais (90-72) 2021 Seattle Mariners AL West 162 90 72 0 .556 .468 2nd of 5 5.0 697 748 1,215,985 27.0 28.0 63 38 T.France (4.4) S.Servais (90-72) 2020 Seattle Mariners AL West 60 27 33 0 .450 .420 3rd of 5 9.0 254 303 26.7 26.6 49 29 D.Moore (1.7) S.Servais (27-33) 2019 Seattle Mariners AL West 162 68 94 0 .420 .426 5th of 5 39.0 758 893 1,791,109 27.8 28.6 67 42 K.Seager (3.2) S.Servais (68-94) 2018 Seattle Mariners AL West 162 89 73 0 .549 .478 3rd of 5 14.0 677 711 2,299,489 29.8 29.0 53 32 M.Haniger (6.5) S.Servais (89-73) 2017 Seattle Mariners AL West 162 78 84 0 .481 .487 3rd of 5 23.0 750 772 2,135,445 29.6 27.9 61 40 N.Cruz (4.3) S.Servais (78-84) 2016 Seattle Mariners AL West 162 86 76 0 .531 .538 2nd of 5 9.0 768 707 2,267,928 30.5 28.8 54 32 R.Canó (7.3) S.Servais (86-76) 2015 Seattle Mariners AL West 162 76 86 0 .469 .454 4th of 5 12.0 656 726 2,193,581 28.6 28.6 51 28 K.Seager (5.4) L.McClendon (76-86)

we can basically look backward at the angels as the test case. how much marginal interest did they gain getting his popularity, but not winning? they've been the same shit team since 2016, one time 2nd in the west but still sub .500 even then. ohtani has been a part of it since 2018. attendance isn't any better with him. worse the last few years. Year Tm Lg W L Finish Playoffs Attendance Attend/G Rank Est. Payroll PPF BPF Stadium 2023 Los Angeles Angels AL West 73 89 4 2,640,575 32,600 6th of 15 $218,537,055 104 104 Angel Stadium of Anaheim 2022 Los Angeles Angels AL West 73 89 3 2,457,461 30,339 5th of 15 $167,063,095 103 103 Angel Stadium of Anaheim 2021 Los Angeles Angels AL West 77 85 4 1,515,689 18,484 6th of 15 $188,408,595 103 103 Angel Stadium of Anaheim 2020 Los Angeles Angels AL West 26 34 4 8th of 15 $181,254,762 102 101 Angel Stadium of Anaheim 2019 Los Angeles Angels AL West 72 90 4 3,023,012 37,321 2nd of 15 $158,078,584 100 100 Angel Stadium of Anaheim 2018 Los Angeles Angels AL West 80 82 4 3,020,216 37,287 2nd of 15 $166,849,666 98 98 Angel Stadium of Anaheim 2017 Los Angeles Angels AL West 80 82 2 3,019,585 37,279 3rd of 15 $181,125,500 97 97 Angel Stadium of Anaheim 2016 Los Angeles Angels AL West 74 88 4 3,016,142 37,236 3rd of 15 $139,712,000 95 95 Angel Stadium of Anaheim 2015 Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim AL West 85 77 3 3,012,765 37,195 2nd of 15 $131,522,500 94 94 Angel Stadium of Anaheim 2014 Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim AL West 98 64 1 Lost ALDS (3-0) 3,095,935 38,221 2nd of 15 $128,667,000 94 95 Angel Stadium of Anaheim

i'll give you a clue asshole #2 rooting

Oh hey hey. You’ll never guess who died. The cobra roommate! /norm