Dear Aggieland faithful,
I was in the beautiful College Station this weekend for the big SEC matchup. Being a Rebel, I understand the great importance and joy of tailgating and I would like to thank your school and her fans for easily the best road trip in my short years as a follower of SEC football.
Me and my friends arrived early to set up our tailgate in your hallowed ground. I clumsily set out my stakes to mark my spot when a fine, upstanding Aggie gentleman informed me that I had erroneously staked out ground meant for other tailgaters. His courteous nature and swift bludgeoning hammer gently made clear my mistake. After several blows, I was able to correct my error and the kind gentleman and I shared several drinks in the spirit of fine Southern bonhomie. After the game, I was graciously well tended to by Kyle Field's fine medical team and never once heard any gloating or any arrogance from the fine people of THE flagship Texas university.
I look forward to many return trips to the Station and her fine medical facilities.
All my best to the greatest fans in the country,
An Old Miss Junior