Chef Bezos

What's hilarious about this is I was pretty sure "juddskin" was a friend of mine who went to Georgia and is a huge fan (It's basically his exact first and last name). I was already gloating to him before seeing this. Then I saw your post and sent it to him asking if it was him - "I can neither confirm nor deny". Now I'm screenshotting it in a group text so everyone can point and laugh.

I slapped both cheeks, opened my mouth, and screamed bloody murder when I found out it was a STEINER RANCH child! Can you have any less class, Monkey Gia???

Even Sark's assistant coach's stripper wife's monkey has no class!

Speaking of ASU, they have a decent resume so far and they are a pick 'em tonight vs. Texas State.

They're saying he's up 30lbs from that number now. I don't remember if I heard that from OTF or from IT. Maybe from both.

I think they thought he was still a TE

I think Daddy98 was drooling on his keyboard while typing that. Then his saliva glands reloaded for the next few lines before dumping an obscene amount of drool on his keyboard on that last sentence.

Confusing their ineptitude with their morality is an aggy hallmark. Lil ol moral victims gettin snaked by mean ol tayew once again! Why we gotta be so God fearin and nice?

I'm a bit surprised he didn't have a canned response ready for that question at the post-game presser

tonight is going to be a fun night

Nelson Cruz was our pop fly coach last year. Glad to have him back.

This thread is really lacking in screenshots. I suspect today will be they day it starts to hit them that they're being kicked while they're down. And I want to see that.

hawk tuah

Is there anything in the Aggie Honor Code preventing Schloss from cucking them?

My 1-year-old woke me up early this morning, and I read this post and tuned in to the Texas bashing portion of this video. Got in the shower and made sure I had Liucci talking about Texas not being aware of how hard the SEC schedule is. I can’t tell you how much I eat that up. I want Liucci to live forever. The “They’ll see” narrative is poetry to me. I don’t expect any Aggies, nor any other SEC team fans to know it, but this isn’t the 2010s anymore and it’s gonna be beautiful when we predictably push their shit in in our first year in their beloved conference.