Chef Bezos

Speaking of ASU, they have a decent resume so far and they are a pick 'em tonight vs. Texas State.

They're saying he's up 30lbs from that number now. I don't remember if I heard that from OTF or from IT. Maybe from both.

I think they thought he was still a TE

I think Daddy98 was drooling on his keyboard while typing that. Then his saliva glands reloaded for the next few lines before dumping an obscene amount of drool on his keyboard on that last sentence.

Confusing their ineptitude with their morality is an aggy hallmark. Lil ol moral victims gettin snaked by mean ol tayew once again! Why we gotta be so God fearin and nice?

I'm a bit surprised he didn't have a canned response ready for that question at the post-game presser

tonight is going to be a fun night

Nelson Cruz was our pop fly coach last year. Glad to have him back.

This thread is really lacking in screenshots. I suspect today will be they day it starts to hit them that they're being kicked while they're down. And I want to see that.

hawk tuah

Is there anything in the Aggie Honor Code preventing Schloss from cucking them?

My 1-year-old woke me up early this morning, and I read this post and tuned in to the Texas bashing portion of this video. Got in the shower and made sure I had Liucci talking about Texas not being aware of how hard the SEC schedule is. I can’t tell you how much I eat that up. I want Liucci to live forever. The “They’ll see” narrative is poetry to me. I don’t expect any Aggies, nor any other SEC team fans to know it, but this isn’t the 2010s anymore and it’s gonna be beautiful when we predictably push their shit in in our first year in their beloved conference.

We got the Snoo for I think $1100 on Black Friday. It's basically just a rental fee, as you can sell them on FB marketplace for that much when you're done with it. That thing was so effective for us.

The annual "lose a coach to promotion" under Sark has been fun and a win for all parties involved. We've gone from Drayton to Choice, Marion to Jackson, and now potentially Choate to Nansen.

I don't know he doesn't talk fast enough for me. That Jimbo man he was a FAST talker man

If it's an unpopular opinion that can make him feel superior to others, he's gonna ride it out and drive it into the ground.

Ian Boyd has his head so far up his own ass, it's truly impressive the things he can convince himself of. He's the smartest football mind in any room that's ever been a room. Just today he was justifying how outside receiver is the #1 most important position in college football, followed closely by DT. No mention of where QB ranks in importance, but it damn sure ain't 1 or 2 in the college game according to him.

You’re right, it was this stud. Stats don’t tell the story here. The tape does. and the tape tells me that Billy absolutely nailed this eval.

Correct me if I'm wrong here, but he's the origin of Billy's infamous "WATCH. THE. TAPE" posts

It's embarrassing how excited I got when I saw this thread had some recent action and it even surpassed my lofty expectations. Lift the ban, Twitter! We need more!

Makes sense that the aggie thread is where you’ll find multiple misspellings of the word lightning.

& he woulda won it too!!!

I went to UT 2010-2014 and everyone called them drag rats. Never heard drag worms once in my life.

A transcription of Jimbo's comments about the field being slick: “Ah, maybe we had the wrong cleats. I don’t know. I mean the middle of the field did slip, but they know they had the same guys we did. I know I notice Conner a couple times actually he was getting ready to throw and his feet went out from under him. And that happen. And what you’ll happen a lot of times, when you play teams that have different logos, in other words I say multiple teams played a sport, they change that logo out. Well, when they do that, they change, that grass has to be interchanged, so that’s usually (snaps finger) done on a very quick, uh, and then plus their stadium… those stadiums that have that half, uh, (builds house with his hands) and don’t get the sunlight and the dry out and you had the rain, and plus uh, and you’ll wet that part to make that grass take, and it makes that slick. And then they’ll paint on the emblem. And when you have to take stadiums, and my history of it, always do that, you’ll have a lot of that some of those issues occasionally in that situation and that seemed to what happened.”

What do y'all think the paid subscribers numbers look like for Horns247, IT, & OB?