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  1. Chef Bezos
    What's hilarious about this is I was pretty sure "juddskin" was a friend of mine who went to Georgia and is a huge fan (It's basically his exact first and last name). I was already gloating to him before seeing this. Then I saw your post and sent it to him asking if it was him - "I can neither confirm nor deny". Now I'm screenshotting it in a group text so everyone can point and laugh.
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    I slapped both cheeks, opened my mouth, and screamed bloody murder when I found out it was a STEINER RANCH child! Can you have any less class, Monkey Gia???
  3. Chef Bezos
    Even Sark's assistant coach's stripper wife's monkey has no class!
  4. Chef Bezos
    Speaking of ASU, they have a decent resume so far and they are a pick 'em tonight vs. Texas State.
  5. Chef Bezos
    They're saying he's up 30lbs from that number now. I don't remember if I heard that from OTF or from IT. Maybe from both.
  6. Chef Bezos
    I think they thought he was still a TE
  7. Chef Bezos
    I think Daddy98 was drooling on his keyboard while typing that. Then his saliva glands reloaded for the next few lines before dumping an obscene amount of drool on his keyboard on that last sentence.
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    Confusing their ineptitude with their morality is an aggy hallmark. Lil ol moral victims gettin snaked by mean ol tayew once again! Why we gotta be so God fearin and nice?
  9. Chef Bezos
    I'm a bit surprised he didn't have a canned response ready for that question at the post-game presser
  10. Chef Bezos
    tonight is going to be a fun night
  11. Chef Bezos
    Nelson Cruz was our pop fly coach last year. Glad to have him back.
  12. Chef Bezos
    This thread is really lacking in screenshots. I suspect today will be they day it starts to hit them that they're being kicked while they're down. And I want to see that.
  13. Chef Bezos
    hawk tuah
  14. Chef Bezos
    Is there anything in the Aggie Honor Code preventing Schloss from cucking them?
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    My 1-year-old woke me up early this morning, and I read this post and tuned in to the Texas bashing portion of this video. Got in the shower and made sure I had Liucci talking about Texas not being aware of how hard the SEC schedule is. I can’t tell you how much I eat that up. I want Liucci to live forever. The “They’ll see” narrative is poetry to me. I don’t expect any Aggies, nor any other SEC team fans to know it, but this isn’t the 2010s anymore and it’s gonna be beautiful when we predictably push their shit in in our first year in their beloved conference.
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    We got the Snoo for I think $1100 on Black Friday. It's basically just a rental fee, as you can sell them on FB marketplace for that much when you're done with it. That thing was so effective for us.
  17. Chef Bezos
    The annual "lose a coach to promotion" under Sark has been fun and a win for all parties involved. We've gone from Drayton to Choice, Marion to Jackson, and now potentially Choate to Nansen.
  18. Chef Bezos
    I don't know he doesn't talk fast enough for me. That Jimbo man he was a FAST talker man
  19. Chef Bezos
    If it's an unpopular opinion that can make him feel superior to others, he's gonna ride it out and drive it into the ground.
  20. Chef Bezos
    Ian Boyd has his head so far up his own ass, it's truly impressive the things he can convince himself of. He's the smartest football mind in any room that's ever been a room. Just today he was justifying how outside receiver is the #1 most important position in college football, followed closely by DT. No mention of where QB ranks in importance, but it damn sure ain't 1 or 2 in the college game according to him.
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    You’re right, it was this stud. Stats don’t tell the story here. The tape does. and the tape tells me that Billy absolutely nailed this eval.
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    Correct me if I'm wrong here, but he's the origin of Billy's infamous "WATCH. THE. TAPE" posts
  23. Chef Bezos
    It's embarrassing how excited I got when I saw this thread had some recent action and it even surpassed my lofty expectations. Lift the ban, Twitter! We need more!
  24. Chef Bezos
    Makes sense that the aggie thread is where you’ll find multiple misspellings of the word lightning.
  25. Chef Bezos
    & he woulda won it too!!!

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