Chef Bezos

I went to UT 2010-2014 and everyone called them drag rats. Never heard drag worms once in my life.

A transcription of Jimbo's comments about the field being slick: “Ah, maybe we had the wrong cleats. I don’t know. I mean the middle of the field did slip, but they know they had the same guys we did. I know I notice Conner a couple times actually he was getting ready to throw and his feet went out from under him. And that happen. And what you’ll happen a lot of times, when you play teams that have different logos, in other words I say multiple teams played a sport, they change that logo out. Well, when they do that, they change, that grass has to be interchanged, so that’s usually (snaps finger) done on a very quick, uh, and then plus their stadium… those stadiums that have that half, uh, (builds house with his hands) and don’t get the sunlight and the dry out and you had the rain, and plus uh, and you’ll wet that part to make that grass take, and it makes that slick. And then they’ll paint on the emblem. And when you have to take stadiums, and my history of it, always do that, you’ll have a lot of that some of those issues occasionally in that situation and that seemed to what happened.”

What do y'all think the paid subscribers numbers look like for Horns247, IT, & OB?

Spiegelman also said earlier he expects a few more twists in that recruitment.

Have you considered a job as a recruiting expert for Orangebloods? You've clearly got the chops.

Well done. Now make it 2000 words and you've got your article.

At least 4 players signed an NIL deal with a car dealership called Vanguard Volkswagen. Johntay, Sweat, Finkley, and Gavin Holmes are the ones I've seen so far.

"I'm sorry but whites don't look as good when they're trying to cock up"

In the NFL as long as you did your domestic violence before you got there it's like it never happened. Joe Mixon video of him punching that girl in the face is worse than Ray Rice video imo, but nobody seems to care or talk about it.

douchebag face is a real destiny-defining thing. it's hardly his fault he turned out to be a giant tool with a face like that.

You won't get a serious answer because I don't know that many people truly know the nature of her bizarre relationship with Jimbo. Would love to hear a serious reply to this though. I assume she was just doling out bags for him and is such a lonely old hag that she ends up trying to make herself feel important by inserting herself into the players' moms' group.

Shocked

He isn’t going anywhere with Big Bird Seed in his pockets pulling all the strings

i think a lot of people would feel shame in looking like a trans actor.

They just announced they're switching it to SMU so I guess what you're looking at is already updated to reflect that.

Gerry said recently he puts 60k miles or so on his car per year. He's up at 4am writing articles, going to bed at midnight still answering questions, doing videos from the road, talking to his sources all day, etc. The dude lives and breathes this stuff, but I'll add that his evals are way too weighted in a couple areas (arm length, hand size) because it's an easy cop out taking an absolute measurement that you know won't worsen between now and the NFL combine. I get why he weights those two measurements so heavily, but any old dummy can look at those two things and call it an evaluation. Overall I think he's a better evaluator than the majority of 9.95ers, just wanted to add my nitpick.

Add: Terrence Cooks - TCU Tyler Owens - Texas Tech

COULDNT BE MORE OFF BASE! Next step is them hiring Kelly and us getting Denver and we’ve got ourselves a hall of famer from Looch that materialized in a few days.

Is that worse than Turner-Golden calling his mother mommy in his tweet?

looking at Burton's 2019 rankings had me curious about Caleb Johnson after he transferred. In his first season at UCLA this year he put up 44 tackles, 7 TFL, 5.5 sacks, 1 INT. Damn good season

IT said this morning we're keeping Carrington, Langi, and Brandon Harris. Think Sark was trimming the fat with some of the dudes he let go.

FCB said he's posting The Insider today. Capitalized meaning it's a segment he does. Guessing he usually does it on a different day, i don't really pay attention to that. But i think all you guys are assuming incorrectly on what he was saying.

look up chief