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  1. DougHdTx1968
    they call them “bodegas”
  2. DougHdTx1968
    I might could dig one up get it
  3. DougHdTx1968
    and his name is waaaaay dorkier than Charles Cleef
  4. DougHdTx1968
    why
  5. DougHdTx1968
    Can you remove the fitted sheet?
  6. DougHdTx1968
    who fucking cares, shit doesn't even float
  7. DougHdTx1968
    I shouldn't have to explain this but ghosts aren't real
  8. DougHdTx1968
    I have a basement full of iodized salt, for several reasons. First, salt is fungible. There will soon be no more currency, so we will be forced to barter. Second, humans need salt to live. If we do not have it, we cannot sweat. Or if we do, it will be very weird. Third, it is iodized, so you can protect yourself from radiation poisoning by prophylactally eating a few cups per day. Fourth, salt is a perservative, so regardless of the source of your meat, you can keep it edible for some time. Fifth, salt can be weaponized and used to eradicate the larvae of rapidly approaching death snails. You have to get them as slugs, before they have a chance to evolve.
  9. DougHdTx1968
    Utica
  10. DougHdTx1968
    Jimmy is smart enough to avoid alienating his LGBTQ+ base by shaming sex workers.
  11. DougHdTx1968
    This fucking cunt
  12. DougHdTx1968
    I heard Jimmy John's was doing buy one get one free sandwiches and obviously this portends a massive drop
  13. DougHdTx1968
    A wise man once said "don't start no shit won't be no shit." Probably before the internet.
  14. DougHdTx1968
    In all honesty, I bet there are several people on surly who would be glad to take it
  15. DougHdTx1968
    is "dahati" Persian for "aids dick?"
  16. DougHdTx1968
    It does suck though
  17. DougHdTx1968
    "Thank's"
  18. DougHdTx1968
    Sure thing, Sonny boy. I'll be sure to leave some of my kids on her titties
  19. DougHdTx1968
    Practically? So she's still "available"?
  20. DougHdTx1968
    calmer than you are
  21. DougHdTx1968
    I bet it ain't the only thing you've been gargling
  22. DougHdTx1968
    They are old enough to drink there, sure
  23. DougHdTx1968
    Assuming we're able to travel by then, where is the best place for a family to celebrate New Year's in Europe? My boys are 8 and 10.
  24. DougHdTx1968
    How anonymous are you gonna be when you're paying for your Walmart cart with Sacajawea dollars once a week

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