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Willfully Horn

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  1. As if the game wasn’t painful enough, now I have to fear for my balls if my wife gets hit by a bus.
  2. Dig deeper, Horns. Plenty of time.
  3. Brilliance isn’t disciplined either. Go back to your schedule. (Sure would enjoy seeing some brilliance, though).
  4. Herbstank can suck my dog’s asshole.
  5. When you’re right, you’re right. still, FUCK!
  6. You are absolutely correct, as I have no memory of that at all.
  7. This rebuttal is most effective. The only time I deliberately went to OK was to attend my great grandmother’s funeral. As soon as I got to her very small town, I was pulled over by a cop. He knew my name, and was waiting to escort me to the family home. So, I hate Alabama more than Oklahoma. There is more to it.
  8. That POS is dead from an overdose. I am reminded of Bill Hicks’ bit about feeling lighter. https://lbpost.com/news/isaiah-hodgson-drunk-border-patrol-arrest-long-beach-overdose/
  9. Disturbing game, in that I have learned Ii hate Alabama more than I hate Oklahoma.
  10. If a citizen deliberately shoulder checked any LEO, they would be charged with assault.
  11. The dismal tide.
  12. Carpetbagging, false valor, lying sack of shit, who likely converted campaign funds for personal use, and was enthusiastic while saying: “If Donald Trump says jump three feet high and scratch your head, we all jump three feet high and scratch our heads. And that's it. He's the greatest thing since sliced bread!" Besides HEB, the main reason I reject moving out of state is to counter this sort of human from completely defining Texas.
  13. Human drivers tried to kill us on our trip back from Houston a few weeks ago. Coming back from Dallas this week, the repeated menace came from 18 wheelers, whose drivers include a percentage of psychopaths. I think Waymo’s success gives me reason to hope for safer highways. Adding fentanyl to meth was a terrible idea.
  14. Talk loudly and deflect Hitler dick.
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