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Willfully Horn

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  1. There’s got to be a market for a (clearly labeled as such) AI golden shower porn video starring turnip and his cast of sycophantic sloots. Ending with a reenactment of the Bill Hicks bit, with Barbara Bush dropping her drawers, (and her wrinkled labia dropping to her knees, like a ball-less scrotum) and then fade to shag-brown.
  2. There was at least one Allred ad during the Longhorn game.
  3. That game was a comfortable watch. May it ever be so.
  4. Remember when Taco Bell included black olives in their burrito supreme? I remember.
  5. Folks, I’d argue that this country’s security is shit. Kids being shot in their schools on the reg should have told us that. We no longer think security is necessary.
  6. Circling back to circling back. The ‘90s were glory days, as were the early to mid aughts for UT sports, but the election of Obama gave me the sense our country was making strides to reach our national values. And the day my gay friends could marry their love was another such affirmation. We’re not going back.
  7. The best fucking donut I’ve ever had was a cinnamon sugar donut from Rise ‘n Roll in South Bend, IN. Also called Amish crack. If you know, you know.
  8. McCain’s daughter doesn’t support turnip. Nor Harris. Too busy supporting herself.
  9. Fuck that fuck, but he ain’t wrong on this.
  10. Less so when the sums spent are raised $20 to $50 bucks at a time. What is sickening is billionaires effectively buying elections.
  11. Willie Horton was part of a state furlough program, but Bush was able to hang him around Dukakis’ neck. Harris ought put this on blast, along with the question: how much was Trump paid to let this pos strangle his wife?
  12. Lol at the idea that drumpster’s rhetoric has any basis in truth. Anything for a ruble.
  13. This convention was tits. That being said, I wish MVP had specifically called turnip a liar.
  14. Still irritated with light bulbs that stay lit for a fraction of a second after I turn off the switch.
  15. Since Abbott hasn’t stopped rape, can someone please rape him during his next press conference? Metaphorically, I mean.
  16. After seeing this, my opinion of Melanie morphed from contempt to hatred.
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