Willfully Horn

Not hate, just a fact. Cooks used to use spices like cinnamon and clove to mask the flavor of poor quality meats.

Nutbar right: Haitians are killing cats and dogs for food! Nutbar left: Hold my beer.

Getting boobed by Loomer. Thanks for the nightmare fuel. /RIP WN

Fuck poachers, but duck and goose are tasty.

So did Ruby. Not that she wanted to… She felt she owed it to them. Otoh, Ruby kept an eagle eye on our kids, never barked at a guest invited into our home, wasn’t bothered by thunder or fireworks, and was always eager to do whatever we asked of her. Fucking miss that dog. Edited to add: Aussie/lab mix.

Huh. My favorite Buddha fact is that he got fat after he found enlightenment.

Questions Abbott will never face: Hey, Hot Wheels, if you believe illegal immigrants vote in blue states, why do you keep sending them there? Also: Have you stopped all rape in Texas?

Also, you will get lapped on the all time orgasm count.

Moar. WHAT HAPPENED DURING THE 2ND COMMERCIAL BREAK? Per pooler @saraecook of @cbsnews : "The second the stage hand said they were clear for a 4 minute break, Trump turned towards the exit, gave a big sigh through closed lips, and walked off stage without looking at Harris. "From the time the moderators announced they were going to break, Harris began writing on her notepad. She wrote continuously for the entire first two minutes of the break, occasionally bringing one hand to her chin or brushing hair behind her ear. "She then reviewed what she wrote for the next minute, making a few tweaks, before putting the pen down and looking out around the room with her hands folded in front of her. She took a sip of water from a glass placed under the lectern. "Trump walked back onstage 30 seconds before the end of break. He did not look at Harris, she did not look at him. Harris made small adjustments to her collar. Both candidates looked straight ahead until the program restarted. "Again, no words were spoken."

Right. Rutabagas are orange. Turnips are an off white. Both, along with carrots, diced and boiled until tender, then mashed with butter, salt, pepper, and a touch of dill weed make an outstanding side dish. I’ve assumed turnip became a trump nickname based on slang, ie “And “turnip” itself became slang for a simpleton or a fool”

Ribeyes with Roquefort, frites, and salad. To celebrate the United States of America!

I quoted these posts because they quoted @Incredulity. Gives me the chance to say fuck you, dirt bag, to a dirt bag. I don’t think votes will be gained through this debate. But votes can be shaved. Force a narrative that turnip is the liar incarnate, which is a supportable claim, and some percentage of evangelicals will bail. I know this is an unpopular opinion. Still, I think it so, and I will say what I believe.

Have to work up until the debate, so excuse me for butting in on, and bot being aware of, the discussion. Kamala ought preface every response with “Donald Trump is a liar.” Just that statement. After, answer whatever the question is. Repeat, “Donald Teump is a liar” forty times, ideally. Make the non sequitor the focus of the presidential election from this point going forward. Because Donald Trump is s THE liar

Turnip could spend the whole debate reaching into his diaper and silently smearing shit on the lectern, and magats will still say he won the debate.

Here’s hoping that Allred’s “Cruz Curse” ad gets its legs. And that social media in our Lone Star state blows up with the assertion he could curse the game. The game is before the election. Cruz is a coward. Fingers crossed. Of course, it don’t make a shit.

So, back of envelope, people were roughly half as likely to be killed or injured in a school shooting as they were to die from acetaminophen poisoning in 2023. How many were poisoned by school nurses? Last year, firearms were the leading cause of death among US children. Ana, behind his keyboard:

Pithily stated, Mac.

Sadly, Mr Jazz, I do not share your certainty. Which, I suppose, sums up my reasons for posting what I have. There is nothing I would put past turnip and those who do support him.

My mistake, you are right about the death of the shooter. I was focused on the shooter who killed the trumper.

I am not suggesting total buy in, and I am not casting aspersions on your uncle. Apologies if it felt that way. The SS did not take the shot. However, I no longer trust the SS without reservation. Neither, apparently, did Pence. Similarly, I no longer trust the military without reservation. (Brother Flynn, for example). There are magats in the military. It does not strain credulity to say there are magats in the SS, despite the election of Biden. I regret that in my argument to say we have no certainty about what led to the deaths of rally attendees it sounds like I am arguing the fix was in, because there is no evidence of that. What evidence we do have, however, does not make me think the fix could not have been in.

I agree with your second statement absolutely, but I only find your first statement true generally. If you think, as I do, that Pence refusing to get into the SS vehicle on 1/6 is an indictment of some secret service members, then we have begun a conversation on moral relativism among treasury employees, and, as I stated I do not know what really happened. Neither do you.

lol at the notion that turnip gives a single shit about folks who attend his rallies. I have no idea what really happened, and I am not claiming it was staged, merely pushing back against the idea turnip is above killing someone for political gain. I don’t think the death of an attendee is proof it wasn’t staged. This man, and those who support him, are amoral.

There’s got to be a market for a (clearly labeled as such) AI golden shower porn video starring turnip and his cast of sycophantic sloots. Ending with a reenactment of the Bill Hicks bit, with Barbara Bush dropping her drawers, (and her wrinkled labia dropping to her knees, like a ball-less scrotum) and then fade to shag-brown.

There was at least one Allred ad during the Longhorn game.

That game was a comfortable watch. May it ever be so.