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  1. Willfully Horn
    lol at the notion that turnip gives a single shit about folks who attend his rallies. I have no idea what really happened, and I am not claiming it was staged, merely pushing back against the idea turnip is above killing someone for political gain. I don’t think the death of an attendee is proof it wasn’t staged. This man, and those who support him, are amoral.
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    There’s got to be a market for a (clearly labeled as such) AI golden shower porn video starring turnip and his cast of sycophantic sloots. Ending with a reenactment of the Bill Hicks bit, with Barbara Bush dropping her drawers, (and her wrinkled labia dropping to her knees, like a ball-less scrotum) and then fade to shag-brown.
  3. Willfully Horn
    There was at least one Allred ad during the Longhorn game.
  4. Willfully Horn
    That game was a comfortable watch. May it ever be so.
  5. Willfully Horn
    I’ve a cop buddy and he ain’t a trumper.
  6. Willfully Horn
    TEXAS!
  7. Willfully Horn
    Why no replays?
  8. Willfully Horn
    This feels really good.
  9. Willfully Horn
    Remember when Taco Bell included black olives in their burrito supreme? I remember.
  10. Willfully Horn
    Folks, I’d argue that this country’s security is shit. Kids being shot in their schools on the reg should have told us that. We no longer think security is necessary.
  11. Willfully Horn
    Circling back to circling back. The ‘90s were glory days, as were the early to mid aughts for UT sports, but the election of Obama gave me the sense our country was making strides to reach our national values. And the day my gay friends could marry their love was another such affirmation. We’re not going back.
  12. Willfully Horn
    The best fucking donut I’ve ever had was a cinnamon sugar donut from Rise ‘n Roll in South Bend, IN. Also called Amish crack. If you know, you know.
  13. Willfully Horn
    McCain’s daughter doesn’t support turnip. Nor Harris. Too busy supporting herself.
  14. Willfully Horn
    Fuck that fuck, but he ain’t wrong on this.
  15. Willfully Horn
    Y’all can move out of state. Imma go shop at HEB.
  16. Willfully Horn
    Less so when the sums spent are raised $20 to $50 bucks at a time. What is sickening is billionaires effectively buying elections.
  17. Willfully Horn
    Willie Horton was part of a state furlough program, but Bush was able to hang him around Dukakis’ neck. Harris ought put this on blast, along with the question: how much was Trump paid to let this pos strangle his wife?
  18. Willfully Horn
    When turtle goes dickbutt.
  19. Willfully Horn
    Hook ‘em!
  20. Willfully Horn
    Sidearm throwing is suboptimal.
  21. Willfully Horn
    Lol at the idea that drumpster’s rhetoric has any basis in truth. Anything for a ruble.
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  23. Willfully Horn
    This convention was tits. That being said, I wish MVP had specifically called turnip a liar.
  24. Willfully Horn
    Still irritated with light bulbs that stay lit for a fraction of a second after I turn off the switch.
  25. Willfully Horn
    Since Abbott hasn’t stopped rape, can someone please rape him during his next press conference? Metaphorically, I mean.

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