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  1. Willfully Horn
    I’ve a cop buddy and he ain’t a trumper.
  2. Willfully Horn
    TEXAS!
  3. Willfully Horn
    Why no replays?
  4. Willfully Horn
    This feels really good.
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    Remember when Taco Bell included black olives in their burrito supreme? I remember.
  6. Willfully Horn
    Folks, I’d argue that this country’s security is shit. Kids being shot in their schools on the reg should have told us that. We no longer think security is necessary.
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    Circling back to circling back. The ‘90s were glory days, as were the early to mid aughts for UT sports, but the election of Obama gave me the sense our country was making strides to reach our national values. And the day my gay friends could marry their love was another such affirmation. We’re not going back.
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    The best fucking donut I’ve ever had was a cinnamon sugar donut from Rise ‘n Roll in South Bend, IN. Also called Amish crack. If you know, you know.
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    McCain’s daughter doesn’t support turnip. Nor Harris. Too busy supporting herself.
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    Fuck that fuck, but he ain’t wrong on this.
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    Y’all can move out of state. Imma go shop at HEB.
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    Less so when the sums spent are raised $20 to $50 bucks at a time. What is sickening is billionaires effectively buying elections.
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    Willie Horton was part of a state furlough program, but Bush was able to hang him around Dukakis’ neck. Harris ought put this on blast, along with the question: how much was Trump paid to let this pos strangle his wife?
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    When turtle goes dickbutt.
  15. Willfully Horn
    Hook ‘em!
  16. Willfully Horn
    Sidearm throwing is suboptimal.
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    Lol at the idea that drumpster’s rhetoric has any basis in truth. Anything for a ruble.
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    This convention was tits. That being said, I wish MVP had specifically called turnip a liar.
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    Still irritated with light bulbs that stay lit for a fraction of a second after I turn off the switch.
  21. Willfully Horn
    Since Abbott hasn’t stopped rape, can someone please rape him during his next press conference? Metaphorically, I mean.
  22. Willfully Horn
    After seeing this, my opinion of Melanie morphed from contempt to hatred.
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    Lol. There are literally hundreds (thousands?) of people capable of crunching the numbers. But you be you, narcissist, and claim credit for other peoples planning, effort, and ingenuity.
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    This DNC has speakers from both sides of the political spectrum. Still, narcissists gonna narcissist.
  25. Willfully Horn
    Every time I hear the phrase “next President of the United States, Kamala Harris,” I feel both excited and proud.

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