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    One Thanksgiving, my mom’s oldest sister asked me if I was smoking weed. Sure, Aunt Caroline, every day, says 17 year old me. Ain’t it just like a teenager, she says, tell you the truth to your face and expect you not to believe it. That’s all I got.
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    I like to freeze my bowl before I eat fruit loops and snowflakes.
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    Jumping in during the injury to. Lay off Quinn, people. He’s playing hurt and playing smart. He’s playing to minimize further injury. Unless a drive and points are at stake. Then he’s diving head first to cover the ball on the ground. Ain’t saying he’s real mobile when he’s at his best. Saying he’s playing hurt, and smart,
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    The inability to concede an obvious point is the act I called nutless. In a Darwinian world, you are muledick. It is a common trait among the right, though, as is ignoring the issue once it has been raised. For example, I never called you gay, or queer, just noted you are a servile, bootlicking, joke of a U.S. citizen, and wondered what you do with your hands when you gargle authoritarian dick.
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    Might be helpful to think of stuff like this as a plan in action, globally.
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    The light bomb I mentioned is between Henley and Dripping Springs, emanating from a business called CTX Field of Dreams. A baseball complex, of course, and one of a number of similar businesses with similar names in the state of Texas. The owner’s refusal to spend the money (inconvenience himself) to preserve the beauty of the night sky for his neighbors, for Texans, for others, is rooted in the disease that calls itself conservatism. Laws ought bind thee, but not me.
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    I posted an accurate picture of the motivation behind this thread. An OP that basically said, I’ve seen this dude on YouTube. He’s really neat. He has beliefs! He could someday become a thing. Since you don’t think it important to define what positions he takes, only the power he might one day achieve, I think he makes your pussy wet. I could say he makes your dick hard, but we have established you lack the testicular fortitude for that feat.
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    On our last anniversary- the wife and I drove around the hill country. If you’re going to drive, might as well get the most out of it. We had boiled shrimp on ice, fruit, cheese, and Prosecco for sunset viewing time, and I found a great spot west of 290, north of Johnson City. Really was lovely. Wife was elated. Only when the sky was black, and we were on our way home, did we notice the light bomb a bit east of that location. Apparently, the owner of whatever it is says fuck you, other people, I got every right to put as many lumens as I can afford. into our shared sky, and that is what I am gonna do. Texans used to respect other people. They really did.
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    To be fair, any strong man gets incee’s pussy wet.
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    Have to remind y’all a Republican dude quit his job as school superintendent, and his lame duck, Republican, school board members gifted him $712,000 taxpayer dollars on his way out the door. 🖕, Republicans.
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    I read it as the kind of blather that is strangely unconcerned about AI affecting their future.
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    The Comanche were relative newcomers, too. Certainly, the Comanche were not (yet) indigenous to Texas when Jack C Hays convinced the other Texas Rangers to mount up, at Plum Creek, and take the fight to Buffalo Hump’s raiding party. Just saying.
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    RIP, Mrs Carter. You, and your family, were/are a national treasure.
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    Is this the thread where we talk about the H Mart coming to town? Foodie types are going nuts over the news. Thanks, Joe!
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    The pee tapes, absolutely, are real.
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    Sure, God blessed him. I am a Bob, so God blessed me.
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    Five point five thousand years. Fifty five centuries. Five is a tumultuous number.
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    Stolen land was stolen, was stolen, was stolen, was stolen….. I don’t get how anyone can draw a timeline and declare either side indigenous. Maybe I missed that explanation.
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    Came to the conclusion @Incredulity is incredulous he lost his testicles. Could be mistaken, but he doesn’t have the balls to admit when someone he relied on got things wrong.
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    I’m a Bob.
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    The subjects need to be subjected.
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    Well, dude, it seems you got to give the Sufis some love. Their cosmology has a definite number of galaxies, and it all but matches what science currently thinks. 2.4e+13. You can do the math to learn how many planets with life on them exist, if you want. Or, you can bag on religion some more. The sufis were there first, though. Fifm https://en-academic.com/dic.nsf/enwiki/1424242
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    Wow. Congrats on this post, WTB.
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    My dad took me to the same type business, in South Dallas, as part of his effort to teach me how the world really works. Many years later, I brought the ecstasy to a bachelor party which had a flatfoot chaperone. We went through an ounce of coke, and one whore, out of six, slept her junk night away, and the cops ran interference for our felony fueled fuckathon. Where ever we wanted to go. Early the next morning, I drove through a state wide rainstorm, back to Austin, high on X, but not worried about AIDS.

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