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Willfully Horn

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Everything posted by Willfully Horn

  1. What does Aryanastan think?
  2. https://finance.yahoo.com/news/warren-buffett-paid-5-billion-150020350.html
  3. Anything to obfuscate the here and now. Fuck Aryanastan. He supports starving children and the elderly. He has always been Putin’s bunglicker.
  4. They get off jerking it to torture porn.
  5. csb/ A (very accomplished) buddy worked on the Julia Childs’ kitchen exhibit at the Smithsonian. /csb
  6. There’s a video on Bluesky, maybe someone knows how to embed it here, of the Tufts student being picked up on the street by plainclothes Gestapo-esque fuckwads. Her lawyer doesn’t know where she is. Her crime was supposedly an editorial the regime didn’t like. Everyone In this country is protected by the first amendment, or no one is. Bootlicking Republicans can suck all the ass they want. Eventually, hell will claim them, too.
  7. My search skills failed to find corroborating information.
  8. New York tells Paxton to fuck off with his suit against a NY doctor sending prescriptions for Plan B medication to Texas woman. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/27/new-york-abortion-pill-lawsuit-texas-fine
  9. Der Spiegel is the closest thing to an actual fourth estate on this side of the ocean.
  10. The brain drain looks to be unavoidable. https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-025-00938-y
  11. That the current government was bought by Musk, Thiel, Gebbia, et al should be the Dems constant refrain, and this video clip ought be burned, through constant repetition , into the rube’s brains: Make this moment define Alito to the masses. Repeat. Then repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Every Representative, every Senator, no matter the subject, show that fucking video. Buy airtime to show the video. Make Alito’s denial so inescapable, it infuriates those fuckers, because it is the essence of the problem.
  12. A friend and I bought a qp not long afterwards. We agree that it was the best pot. Ever.
  13. I have long believed billionaires are a threat to national security and we now have the experience to know they, in fact, are just that.
  14. 1983. Working for the Summer at a paint shop in Farmers Branch. Back then, Summer was DRY. While rolling out a cart of five gallon containers, one of the painters pointedly drops a 1/4 oz bag of weed on the ground. Best tip I ever got.
  15. Waltz. Not Walz. Walz was Harris’ running mate.
  16. We decimated a starving population by offering smallpox infected blankets before, we can do it again.
  17. Any blonde too skinny for her big fake tits could, as well.
  18. Damn. A pithy way of saying sesquipedalianistic.
  19. Bullshit. Your denial flies in face of reality. https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/38923-the-leopards-eating-faces-and-unlubed-dildo-of-consequences-thread/#comments The common denominator in the linked thread is that Republicans wanted the regime to hurt the others, not them.
  20. DOGE has cut funding for COVID and long COVID research. https://www.science.org/content/article/saying-pandemic-over-nih-institute-starts-cutting-covid-19-research
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