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Willfully Horn

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  1. 1983. Working for the Summer at a paint shop in Farmers Branch. Back then, Summer was DRY. While rolling out a cart of five gallon containers, one of the painters pointedly drops a 1/4 oz bag of weed on the ground. Best tip I ever got.
  2. Waltz. Not Walz. Walz was Harris’ running mate.
  3. We decimated a starving population by offering smallpox infected blankets before, we can do it again.
  4. Any blonde too skinny for her big fake tits could, as well.
  5. Damn. A pithy way of saying sesquipedalianistic.
  6. Bullshit. Your denial flies in face of reality. https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/38923-the-leopards-eating-faces-and-unlubed-dildo-of-consequences-thread/#comments The common denominator in the linked thread is that Republicans wanted the regime to hurt the others, not them.
  7. DOGE has cut funding for COVID and long COVID research. https://www.science.org/content/article/saying-pandemic-over-nih-institute-starts-cutting-covid-19-research
  8. She is awesome. ”JD, no couch!! Thank you.”
  9. Fuck the misogynists and their failed state.
  10. Cue #bothsides clown to give us racial equivocations. https://www.propublica.org/article/texas-abortion-ban-sepsis-maternal-mortality-analysis?utm_content=bufferc1aaa&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky&utm_campaign=propublica-bsky
  11. Then why was the delete feature employed? That alone shows intent to circumvent the law.
  12. I’m going with the odds. The odds of 42 year old dying of a known health related issue are exponentially less than Putin, inc murdering a prosecutor with knowledge, credibility, and a history of threat.
  13. When federal prosecutors turn up dead in their homes, it deserves to be posted in this thread.
  14. Yours is a valued voice here, Inka.
  15. Willfully Horn replied to Mo Horn's topic in Cloak Room
    Well, ALRIGHT, Montana!
  16. Seems staged, but also speaks to an underlying truth.
  17. Went down to Gruene this morning, and thought about the bill seeking to rename I-35 turnip highway when I saw a sign that showed 35 is also designated the Purple Heart Trail. But, of course. Republicans shit on all things sacred.
  18. So shines a good deed in a weary world. That guy will get every vote I’ve got.
  19. Twenty plus DOGE staffers resign, and sound a warning on their way out the door. https://apnews.com/article/doge-elon-musk-federal-government-resignations-usds-6b7e9b7022e6d89d69305e9510f2a43c
  20. For my wife’s career the fallback was hiring folks with engineering degrees, even for jobs that required no engineering work. Made her mental, because it cost the city more than the job ought to have, and also because too many of these particular hires were clueless at how to manage.
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