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Willfully Horn

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  1. You mistake Jeffries for libs. I’m liberal, and have no allegiance to Jeffries. Implying I do offends me. Good. Believe the victims; throw the predators in jail.
  2. Transitioning. You don’t just drop frogs into boiling water.
  3. Targeting clergy to make America great.
  4. Haven’t eaten Spam since I was a kid. Probably is tasty when cooked right.. Think I’d cut it thin, brown it well on both sides, and eat it with an egg between toasted rye bread slices,
  5. This would be a better world if a woman, faced with such abuse, could fire back, “Fuck you, you child raping, cocksucking, piece of shit,” without losing their job.
  6. Her bottom half, according to the article. Also, the victim isn't pictured, so, why criticize her? She apparently is either elderly, or disabled, and throwing shade on either demographic, on account of physical appearance, is indicative of a shitty upbringing.
  7. As if the game wasn’t painful enough, now I have to fear for my balls if my wife gets hit by a bus.
  8. Brilliance isn’t disciplined either. Go back to your schedule. (Sure would enjoy seeing some brilliance, though).
  9. When you’re right, you’re right. still, FUCK!
  10. You are absolutely correct, as I have no memory of that at all.
  11. This rebuttal is most effective. The only time I deliberately went to OK was to attend my great grandmother’s funeral. As soon as I got to her very small town, I was pulled over by a cop. He knew my name, and was waiting to escort me to the family home. So, I hate Alabama more than Oklahoma. There is more to it.
  12. That POS is dead from an overdose. I am reminded of Bill Hicks’ bit about feeling lighter. https://lbpost.com/news/isaiah-hodgson-drunk-border-patrol-arrest-long-beach-overdose/
  13. Disturbing game, in that I have learned Ii hate Alabama more than I hate Oklahoma.
  14. If a citizen deliberately shoulder checked any LEO, they would be charged with assault.
  15. Carpetbagging, false valor, lying sack of shit, who likely converted campaign funds for personal use, and was enthusiastic while saying: “If Donald Trump says jump three feet high and scratch your head, we all jump three feet high and scratch our heads. And that's it. He's the greatest thing since sliced bread!" Besides HEB, the main reason I reject moving out of state is to counter this sort of human from completely defining Texas.
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