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  1. gail the snail
    Tor?
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    В Советской России окно откроется!
  3. gail the snail
    I"ll bite your ear off, IDGAF
  4. gail the snail
    also yu darvish is a fucking beast i will fight you
  5. gail the snail
    yeah well fuck off
  6. gail the snail
    and Missy's been talking about her pussy for years
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  8. gail the snail
    AIDS. And not that good AIDS like Magic has. The shitty one like icono has
  9. gail the snail
    When I was but a niño my tia would take me to watch them mate, the peppers. The smell, how you say, ano de lobo. Some times I look back on those days and I remember the migrant harvesters, young and old, shuffling through dusty streets to the Hatchery, working long hours in the cara del sol, preserving their heritage.
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    High

    gail the snail replied to nivek3's topic in Lulz

    Great prices, and great service, that's why I liked it
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    gail the snail replied to nivek3's topic in Lulz

    Y'all remember that Albertson's on pleasant valley, that place was great
  12. gail the snail
    well that was quick
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    Also, the twins are gay. But not for each other, because that's gross
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    Two men walk into a bar. One of them orders a whiskey sour, the other an old fashioned. Oh yeah, they're twins. So two twins walk into the bar. Two people, not two sets of people. Anyway, one of them orders a whiskey sour and the other a negroni. The bartender makes the drinks, and then has to figure out which twin gets which drink. But the catch is, the bartender can't talk because he has throat cancer from decades of the smooth, easy draw of a Pall Mall cigarette. He's misplaced his throat hum machine, so he can only grunt, and can't ask questions. So how does the bartender figure out which twin gets which drink?
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    Shit bangs though
  17. gail the snail
    how did you do that, btw
  18. gail the snail
    I don't even know what planet I'm on
  19. gail the snail
    Honestly, fuck all of you, I hope you all rot in hell. Hail Satan, motherfuckers
  20. gail the snail
    I googled that because I thought you were making some obscure Faulkner reference but as it turns out I was sorely disappointed.
  21. gail the snail
    I'm sexually active, Mom, get over it
  22. gail the snail
    "She's mashing it!"
  23. gail the snail
    You're a sock
  24. gail the snail
    Other countries should not be able to just come here and sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids
  25. gail the snail
    We couldn't possibly think less of you

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