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  1. It smell like bitch in here.
  2. Do we care who wins between Penn State and Clemson? I'm having a hard time because I enjoy seeing both schools lose ...
  3. Jelani coming back, which is awesome news and huge for next year, is worth wading through six pages of dreck on this accursed website. Actually, I'd say that is above par value for time spent here.
  4. Site looks great -- I know redesigns are a bitch. I do think this Ticket Exchange subforum banner takes up way too much space on desktop.
  5. Hilarious. The Michigan 'reporter,' Von Lozon, is a dumbass. Poggi was saying that he knew the Texas hosts of the Stampede podcast would not pray for Michigan to win. That is all. Ran and wrote an article about something he was too dumb to understand. That'll be $9.95.
  6. Every. Damn. Week.
  7. Christ. On. A. Crutch.
  8. New aggy meme just dropped.
  9. Oh noes, the internet is upset? That font of wisdom and wholesome goodness and fairness? How terrible. How will our university's reputation ever emerge from this scandal intact?!? Our interwebz reputation must be protected at all costs. Seriously, our fans are fucking imbeciles.
  10. TTUN = That Team Up North for those not familiar with terminology used by the Ohio State Aggies.
  11. Some of our fans are fucking idiots.
  12. He wasn't all-world, but he also just turned 18 in August. Pretty fucking good, especially with the dual threat. Not really sure we want him winding up in Lane's lap.
  13. There's no question that the United States has the best academic institutions in the world. We've spent nearly a century building them up with state and federal funding. They're the envy of the world. It will take a long time for other institutions to catch up because the US elite institutions are so prestigious they still attract the best students. However, if we look at another metric, you really ought to be concerned. Consider Nature (another UK-based institution like Times of London) and its index of high quality research. Here are the top performing cities in the world as of 2024. Also note the change just from 2023 to 2024, in which every Chinese city rose, and every US city fell. Anyway, I'll stop here because we're getting wildly off topic. But the cold reality is that the quality of US research institutions is not trending in the right direction.
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