SimkinsMan

Arthur Smith scares you to death.

This is very difficult. Justice Finkley Warren Roberson Derion Gullette Tausili Akana Malik Agbo Freddie DuBose Connor Stroh Colton Vasek I could only get to eight ...

Man the Chuckles era, with his cryptic stooge Higdon, really was the darkest timeline for the Texas football program. Add in Steve Patterson and it was just a shittastic crap sandwich all around. Thank god for seven-win Steve ...

According to Massey, Kentucky is 16 and Aggy is 20th in defensive rating. So they’re equivalent-ish.

I still don't understand this call, and if I were an aggy fan (which by the grace of God, I am not) I would be howling mad. I think that timeout cost aggy the game.

Behold!

Bama had a good run ...

This game ...

Bopper 1 has reached the bargaining stage, I see ...

Listeater is absolutely my most favorite Aggy story ever. I remember watching it play out in real time and thinking this is too good to be true. If you enjoyed the Schlossnagle schadenfreude this summer, Listeater was a lot like that, albeit even more bizarre because of her mannerisms and appearance. I would pay a lot to know her side of the story, and to where she ended up in life. Such a perfect Aggy story with selfishness, lack of self awareness, righteous indignation, and of course the whole plot being stirred by a desire to get tickets to see A&M valiantly defeat daddy.

Graham is not just a homer, he is also an idiot. If the "chalk" plays out down the end of the season, Texas will beat Texas A&M by a touchdown or more.

My initial thought was, why does this meathead hate Bert Auburn so much?

Fired again. https://x.com/PeteThamel/status/1858568777845059702

Biff is gonna put McFly Herman in his place.

I'm pretty happy with the performance of the revamped Texas DL under Kenny Baker, thanks.