SimkinsMan

Not just anyone can pull an offensive lineman from Tech.

Had never heard of that guy, but what a loser. He should, you know, get a real job and support his family.

I agree on Kelson. Pretty much everything else I disagree on. Boyd is a fucking beating. Hamilton is miles and miles ahead of Wells. Wadlington likes to smell his own farts.

Texas A&M regent John Bellinger seems like a right proper piece of shit.

I don't know shit about the NFL, and it's great that we're loading up the offense skill positions for our elite QB. My concern is the OL. How does that look in light of all the injuries sustained last year?

False. There is no more Looch 44.

Sounds like we dropped a Deuce.

That is fucking hideous.

Mexico found out ISU wasn't Ixtapa State University and TTU wasn't Tenochtitlan Tech University. Deal was off.

For some people, however, every day is fool's day.

Link to buy said stock in Vasek.

Obtuse is their speciality.

What's with that fat dude's bell? Does he ring it every time Stoops sucks a dick?

Jack Easterby becoming aggy's problem warms the cockles of my dead, dead heart.

No kidding. Especially after the dude responded that he realized he was wrong. But surly gonna surly.

So you would say, tokamak, that you prefer a fusion of information from all of these sources?

I *think* Bobby took the "On Texas Football" channel with him after the split, so IT had to start its own channel. That's why it was only launched in December 2023.

Yeah, I fucked that up. Can't edit the post. Carry on.

A few months after the great schism between Bobby and Nahlin, I thought it might be fun to compare the YouTube channels for Texas sites in terms of overall viewership. ON TEXAS FOOTBALL: First up is On Texas Football, naturally a fan favorite here because it's the only channel not operated by a mouth breather. Based on the average of their last 12 "live" streams, Bobby and co. are averaging 4.64 thousand views. ORANGEBLOODS: Next we come to Ketch and co., a site so despised here that we ran off a poster here simply because it seemed he might possibly be Ketch, an intern at Orangebloods, or simply some poor soul who obliviously posted a few links to there. And why not? Any taint of that website should be banished just to be safe. Big boy and his team are averaging 1.96 thousand views per stream. INSIDE TEXAS Finally we come to team Nahlin, which has a mix of absolute garbage commentary with some people like Drew Kelson who are great to listen to. But in the main, the self-aggrandizing navel-gazing of most contributors there make the Inside Texas streams unlistenable. Maybe it's just me. They're averaging 2.47 million views. Naturally this analysis means fuck all. But I have to say that Inside Texas numbers are somewhat impressive given that the channel was only created in December, whereas the Orangebloods YouTube channel was created all the way back in April 2021. Yikes. Also, who the fuck is watching Orangebloods streams. What is wrong with you?

Looks like they're pretty well fucked.

CHAUNCEY GARDNER-JOHNSON

Tennessee has the death penalty and it would not surprise me if he gets it.

Oh no, that's terrible. I worked with Fred in a past life. He was super kind and a fun guy to hang out with.

I'm pretty sure the Aggy trophy cabinet is safe from clutter, though.

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