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SimkinsMan

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Everything posted by SimkinsMan

  1. This is where I am at, especially with the program putting on airs. The only upside to their 'resurgence' is that Tech probably gets into the college football playoff before before a&m, which will be endlessly hilarious.
  2. Am I a bad person for kind of wanting pig to wreck tech?
  3. At least you will be able to Remember the Alamo. Until dementia sets in, that is.
  4. Sitting. P4. Receiver. Top. 50. Recruit. Trust. Elko.
  5. This is incredible, and a reflection that a) Sark can recruit and b) money talks. I remember during the Chuckles years being excited to have one or two players to watch in these games.
  6. Quick summary of @tiger22's contributions to this board.
  7. The thread title is perfect unless SamMan is willing to up the ante to blow jobs.
  8. Anyone got a link to OU's roster in a spreadsheet format?
  9. It's going to be nice to accelerate Dabo's eventual firing two weeks from now.
  10. My man has us in the SEC Championship in his first year, and may sign the top-ranked recruiting class today. So yeah, Sark is kicking some fucking ass out there.
  11. While I agree in theory, this class will be juniors when we catch Michigan in Austin in 2027. I know, it don't make a shit. But still.
  12. Deion fucking over the Aggies is the news I needed this morning.
  13. Think of all the criticisms lobbed at the Texas football program over the last 25 years. They were soft (no longer). They can't win the big game (Alabama, Michigan, Aggy, say hello). They have elite skill players but are weak in the trenches (oh, it's already been Broughton). They don't develop players (dL-OL). The coaching staff is a good old boys club (bake this, motherfucker) Eleven win Esteban has turned all of that shit around. I'm sure if you squint you can find some problems with the coaching staff, but from where he started four years ago to now has been a remarkable exercise in program building. Basically, the administration, AD, alumni, students, and Austin community have all been brought into the program and are contributing to its success. All of that effort to prepare the UT football team for the SEC-SEC-SEC. We are lucky to have Sarkisian. Now let's go finish the job...
  14. THEY TOLD US IT WAS A LINE OF SCRIMMAGE LEAGUE. AND WE TOOK THAT PERSONALLY. Seriously, the roster building under Sarkisian has been fucking fantastic. Tonight we dominated the trenches.
  15. Get in the motherfucker!
  16. Yes that appears to be the case.
  17. The next great aggy QB of course!
  18. These dumbasses fail to realize that this is also the best offensive line they've faced this season, by far.
  19. Arthur Smith scares you to death.
  20. This is very difficult. Justice Finkley Warren Roberson Derion Gullette Tausili Akana Malik Agbo Freddie DuBose Connor Stroh Colton Vasek I could only get to eight ...
  21. Man the Chuckles era, with his cryptic stooge Higdon, really was the darkest timeline for the Texas football program. Add in Steve Patterson and it was just a shittastic crap sandwich all around. Thank god for seven-win Steve ...
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