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Viewing Topic: Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Helobious Is Getting Those Wrists Ready For Heavy Work
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2022 LB Kobie McKinzie
The prospect of our LB room without him scares you to death.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Honestly, that tweet from Pancakes McClain is the perfect coup de grace for our time in the Big 12. Schools like his alma mater, Baylor, gravy-trained on Texas for years. They got fatter checks then they deserved because of their association with the big boys. And all along, they bitched about Texas, made snide remarks about Texas, and nipped at our heels like little bitches. Now that Texas is free of the Baylors of the world, and money can be spent over the table, it warms my dark heart to see bitchy fat bears whining about the state of play. Enjoy irrelevancy, assholes! 128,000 people watched Baylor and Air Force in week three on FS1, and you can guarantee that a majority of them were Air Force graduates. During the same week 1.48 million watched Texas play UT freaking SA.
- Texas vs ou - 2:30pm on ABC
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2022 - WR Brenen Thompson
- Texas vs ou - 2:30pm on ABC
- Transfer DL Jermayne Lole
It was fun listening to the OU radio "postgame" interview with Domanic Williams, who ended up being a captain on their team. He was all like, "This will never happen again," and if people didn't want to be in the locker room they needed to get out. Dude choose poorly and I am here for it. Enjoy your Poulan Weed Eater Bowl ... if you even make that.- 2021 TE Gunnar Helm
Helm was key to getting Quinn going today. He has been amazing this year. Playing himself into being a top 5 TE in the NFL Draft.- Texas vs ou - 2:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs ou - 2:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs ou - 2:30pm on ABC
- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
- Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money
Clearly Jonah was pointing at Sark during his football game to let him know where his seats were. Because like any good aggy, Jonah knows it's just good manners to help visitors to find their seats.- TX/ou thread of hate filled Haiku - 2024
- Week Seven Preview: From Blood Week to Red River
- Game week thread, Week 6, Red River Shootout
- 2028 Texas recruiting notes: hope my cholesterol levels won’t get me
That kid says he's 6'4" and 233.- OC Write-up: Culture, Authority, and the Myth of Player-led Teams
- Vernon “it’s already been” Broughton
GET BAKED MUTHAFUCKAS- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Brauny said 75 percent was on the "optimistic side of things." From an Aggy perspective, that's exactly right. If they're lucky, there's only a 75 percent chance he flips to Texas.- Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
I liked Mike Leach because he kicked aggy's ass and then dragged his nuts over their traditions. Also, because he was a character. But mostly, the nut dragging.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Holy shit, Tarp said three censors (has to be in the sports information department at the Republic of Aggystan) had to review his practice reports before they went public. That. Is. Insane. We joke about the Iraqi information minister and College Station, but Elko really is a tinpot dictator who wants to control his little fiefdom in every conceivable way. This is going to blow up spectacularly. While some of the Aggy "press corps" will go along with it until the end, when the wheels start to come off many of the reporters who have chafed under these unreal restrictions are going to go full-Tarp. And the wheels are going to start coming off. I think it's possible that Aggy goes 8-4, or maybe even 9-3, which isn't a bad season for a first year coach. But with Texas lighting shit up in Austin, that won't be nearly good enough. There will be demands for similar performance in the Station. And there's no way Elko can deliver with the crap sandwich he's running out there. It's going to be glorious.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
We're ruining everything for them, and I am here for it. Cannot wait for the coup de grâce on Nov. 30.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
It was mid-morning on a cold day in late February. As was his custom following a good night's sleep in an open field of grass, The Elk was seated at a well-appointed picnic table hard by the Brazos River, breaking his fast. Pausing to wipe barbecue sauce from his chin, The Elk told his strength and conditioning coach to superintend not just the physical makeup of their players, but also to work on the mental side of things. An Ivy League coach learns these things, and knows these things. "We need them to be tough and smart," The Elk said, while grazing on a well-lathered rack of ribs. He paused for a few moments to let these words of wisdom sink in, and to gobble three more ribs, before continuing. "The best teams adopt their coach's mindset," The Elk added, washing down his repast with a few fingers of Dewars. It was a well laid trap for his unsuspecting prey. The Elk would strengthen his herd, and trample all foes that coming fall. There was but one weakness in this plan. Tommy Moffitt had forgotten his hearing aids that morning, as he scrambled out of bed. And so, after being dismissed from his audience with The Elk, Moffitt repeated his new instructions over and over again that morning. "The best teams adopt their coach's midriff," Moffitt mumbled. "The best teams adopt their coach's midriff." He didn't understand why, but who was he to question the great Elk?- Tennessee @ Oklahoma
- Texas vs. ULM - 7pm on SEC Network +
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