SimkinsMan

Bama had a good run ...

This game ...

Bopper 1 has reached the bargaining stage, I see ...

Listeater is absolutely my most favorite Aggy story ever. I remember watching it play out in real time and thinking this is too good to be true. If you enjoyed the Schlossnagle schadenfreude this summer, Listeater was a lot like that, albeit even more bizarre because of her mannerisms and appearance. I would pay a lot to know her side of the story, and to where she ended up in life. Such a perfect Aggy story with selfishness, lack of self awareness, righteous indignation, and of course the whole plot being stirred by a desire to get tickets to see A&M valiantly defeat daddy.

Graham is not just a homer, he is also an idiot. If the "chalk" plays out down the end of the season, Texas will beat Texas A&M by a touchdown or more.

My initial thought was, why does this meathead hate Bert Auburn so much?

Fired again. https://x.com/PeteThamel/status/1858568777845059702

Biff is gonna put McFly Herman in his place.

I'm pretty happy with the performance of the revamped Texas DL under Kenny Baker, thanks.

It's totally fine. They're convinced Miles O'Neill is the next great Aggy qb. He dominated New Mexico State.

So you're telling me there's a chance ... odds from Massey: Texas wins out: 0.65 Tennessee wins tonight: 0.31 Alabama loses to OU or Auburn: 0.17 Vandy beats Tennessee: 0.09 Odds of A&M losing to Texas but making the SEC championship: 0.003 or 0.3 percent. With that said, aggy would be the worst possible team we could face in that game, so bring it on.

Simmons looked fast off the edge today. Admittedly it was against a turnstile tackle. But still, he's up to six sacks on the season now behind only Tony Brackens and Tim Campbell for freshman totals.

Good luck with that, fucksticks.

Pig did not send their best. X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X.

Full credit to all whom per$uaded him to come back for this season. He's been a key to turning the secondary from a liability into a strength.

Gunnar Helm and it's not close at all.

Underwood gone?

Sagarin has them dead even. Miami has beaten two top 30 teams. Indiana has beaten none. Maybe they would 'fucking smoke' Miami, but I'm not so sure.

It does seem like, with a few exceptions, the Big 10 matchups have been awful this year. The Big Noon games have frequently been Ohio State vs. the little sisters of the poor.

According to Massey, pig is the 5th best team we've played this year. However, they are definitely within the same tier as Michigan, Oklahoma, and Florida.

wanting to shitcan him is free. actually shitcanning him would cost a cool $63 million.

Goddamit! If we get a top-level CB and then pick up another quality DT, then just what the hell are we going to have to bitch about around here? Imma gonna have to change the site name to HappyHorns.

Athletic article with a good summary:

The Sooners are having a big, big sad after Mizzou, and it's probably because reality is setting in. After listening to some of their shows, a majority clearly seem to be done with Venables. The problem is that his buyout is $44 million, and they really don't have the resources to cover that as well as compete in NIL. Financially they're stuck for next year, and on top of that they're going to have to throw a lot of money to get a decent OC, like Texas did toward the end of Strong's tenure. It seems pretty clear that in this new era, starting from behind and facing a daunting schedule again next year, OU will most likely find its level in the mid- to lower-tier of the SEC for a long time. The following team all have much better financial, recruiting, or geography advantages than OU: Texas Texas A&M LSU Alabama Georgia Florida Tennessee You would then put OU in the next tier with the likes of: Missouri, Arkansas, Auburn, and Mississippi. OU has history on its side, but as we've seen with Nebraska, that only goes so far. In the SEC they are not a centrally located team like they were in the Big 8 or Big 12, but rather they're on the periphery like Missouri. What we saw last night is probably they're future, fighting the Missouris of the world to be on the cusp of the top 25. I'm here for it.

Oklahoma is probably going to go 1-7 in their first year in the SEC. Yikes.