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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Oh goodie, is it Geography Hour again already?!?
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Getting big Jaxson Appel vibes from that one.
2024 Transfer DL Tiaoalii Savea
Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
The future of aggy football!
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Griffin, possibly our top QB target for 2026, just needs a mullet to resemble a young Quinn. /nokatfid
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
It has taken some experimentation, but it's good that Sark has finally found the level of equivalence between Arizona and Texas: An Arizona DC ranks below a position coach at Texas and above an analyst.
Texas DL coach > Arizona DC
Texas analyst < Arizona DC
2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Nahlin writes such mealy-mouthed shit it's a complete waste of time to parse his words. If he knew what the fuck was going on, he would write a definitive and declarative sentence. Instead he's slinging poo. It's on y'all if you want to wade through his feces to find meaning.
As for DT, Bobby seems to think we're interested and pushing in the Poly kid. I'd also imagine the staff is keeping an eye on Michigan's DT roster given the possibility that Harbaugh may jump ship.
$9.95 worth every penny
Nice! I haven't subscribed to a 9.95 site since leaving 247 a decade ago. But I'll gladly support a Surly/OTF mashup that combines the best of degenerate assholery and real UT information on the web.
Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread
2025 EDGE Lance Jackson
Pleasant Grove EDGE Lance Jackson has announced his verbal commitment to Steve Sarkisian and the Texas Longhorns.
On Texas Football story.
https://www.on3.com/db/lance-jackson-150199/
Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
https://ontexasfootball.com/
2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Hope we get him. He could be a real rock on our interior line.
$9.95 worth every penny
I wonder what the play there is long term. Cool we can sign in with Surly accounts, though.
2026 RB Raycine Guillory Jr
Aggy offered last week. Giggle.
https://247sports.com/player/raycine-guillory-46132078/
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Going from 8.2 wins a season to 6.2 wins a season is a trajectory I like, that's for sure.
Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread
Saban wasn't all that. The new coaching staff is hungry. CKD has got this.
Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread
Getting this started with a contribution from @Park Gothic
Jim Harbaugh NO LONGER coaches at Michigan
Seems about time to put this lame horse down for good …
2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
2024 Transfer LB Kendrick Blackshire
Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
I'm not one for fatwas in general, but I'm down for this one.
2024 WR Silas Bolden (Transfer)
Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Greg Byrne has two sons, Nick and Davis. I have no idea what either of them do, but I'd bet one of them is Aggy's next athletic director.
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