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SimkinsMan

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  1. Oh goodie, is it Geography Hour again already?!?
  2. Getting big Jaxson Appel vibes from that one.
  3. The future of aggy football!
  4. Griffin, possibly our top QB target for 2026, just needs a mullet to resemble a young Quinn. /nokatfid
  5. It has taken some experimentation, but it's good that Sark has finally found the level of equivalence between Arizona and Texas: An Arizona DC ranks below a position coach at Texas and above an analyst. Texas DL coach > Arizona DC Texas analyst < Arizona DC
  6. Nahlin writes such mealy-mouthed shit it's a complete waste of time to parse his words. If he knew what the fuck was going on, he would write a definitive and declarative sentence. Instead he's slinging poo. It's on y'all if you want to wade through his feces to find meaning. As for DT, Bobby seems to think we're interested and pushing in the Poly kid. I'd also imagine the staff is keeping an eye on Michigan's DT roster given the possibility that Harbaugh may jump ship.
  7. Nice! I haven't subscribed to a 9.95 site since leaving 247 a decade ago. But I'll gladly support a Surly/OTF mashup that combines the best of degenerate assholery and real UT information on the web.
  8. Pleasant Grove EDGE Lance Jackson has announced his verbal commitment to Steve Sarkisian and the Texas Longhorns. On Texas Football story. https://www.on3.com/db/lance-jackson-150199/
  9. https://ontexasfootball.com/
  10. Hope we get him. He could be a real rock on our interior line.
  11. I wonder what the play there is long term. Cool we can sign in with Surly accounts, though.
  12. Aggy offered last week. Giggle. https://247sports.com/player/raycine-guillory-46132078/
  13. Going from 8.2 wins a season to 6.2 wins a season is a trajectory I like, that's for sure.
  14. Saban wasn't all that. The new coaching staff is hungry. CKD has got this.
  15. Getting this started with a contribution from @Park Gothic
  16. Seems about time to put this lame horse down for good …
  17. I'm not one for fatwas in general, but I'm down for this one.
  18. Greg Byrne has two sons, Nick and Davis. I have no idea what either of them do, but I'd bet one of them is Aggy's next athletic director.
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