Everything posted by SimkinsMan
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Pretty sure it's his love of the culture, traditions, and facilities in the Station, ya stupid sip.
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$9.95 worth every penny
They should just rename the whole site "The Crapbag" and be done with it.
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
Cawker? I barely know her.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
It suggests we're going to smoke their ass in the big house, which is all I really care about in regards to Michigan.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
It's hilarious, and very Aggy, that none of those goobers seem to realize that wide receivers are attracted to play for a Sarkisian offense, and a top tier QB in Ewers. Like, the offense is literally designed to showcase top-shelf receiving talent. And there's a proof of concept right there in Adonai Mitchell. Certainly the money is there. But all things equal, do good receivers want to go play for an unproven dink and dunk offense at Aggy with a litany of QBs that are always getting hurt? Or do they want to fly around the field and catch passes at Texas? It's not hard.
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2024 WR Isaiah Bond (Transfer)
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Someone was hungry.- 2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
Excuse me, sir. Colorado hiring Dan Hawkins would be a rebuff.- Nick Saban Retirement + Alabama Corch Search Megathread - Deals with Satan Do Expire
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
I sort of assumed the vast majority of Surlyites were 90s students, who grew up on Tex, writing scurrilous things about professors on the tables, and then moving those missives onto internet message boards. Fuck, we're getting old.- Nick Saban Retirement + Alabama Corch Search Megathread - Deals with Satan Do Expire
- 2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
OR #3. Sark stays at tu, coaches Quinn to a Heisman, beats the shit out of Aggy, and wins a national championship.- 2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
- 2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Reminds me of Tank Dell. Who is not too small to wreck shit in the NFL.- 2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
On3 is pro-sip and controlled by that evil bastard Bobby Burton Most of the national staff @247 "hate" Aggy ESPN is controlled by Snakey, and Snakey is a puppet for tu Where can an honest Ag turn for good information these days? The Loochador network? Maybe Fran can re-start his newsletter? Should Epoch Times start a recruiting service?- MNC game at NRG Stadium tickets
It's coming right through the NRG Stadium area in about two hours. Still some uncertainty, but the latest models are trending a bit gnarlier.- MNC game at NRG Stadium tickets
In the door prices at Stubhub are about $1,300 at this hour. I would have guessed they would fall further, but instead them seem to have stabilized and risen some over the last 24 hours. Any guesses as to what the price would have been had Texas made it in? I'd guess about $3,000, or maybe higher since Wash-UM prices are so high.- 2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
That may be the play of the year for me. As a Texas fan over the last 15 years, I was conditioned to expect the pass to be dropped. And then, it wasn't. The game was saved. The season was saved. What a moment. I hope AD crushes it in the NFL.- Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Every good Ag knows that Burton founded ON3 to extend the sip media conspiracy to the recruiting rankings. In the portal it's quantity over quality. Deion proved this template by increasing Colorado's win tally by 400 percent last year. Next year to Junction Boys are going to win 28 games.- 2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
Not everybody lives on this message board, dork. The story on Nansen is that apparently he and Sark were drinking buddies back in the day. Presumably Nansen has grown up some, as Sark assuredly has. I doubt Texas would be making this move if they weren't confident in that. But message boards gonna message board.- 2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Pulling a quality starter at DT out of the portal would be amazing. Also, it must suck to be Cougar High and see Texas steal a win at their tackle box, have us waltz off to the SEC after their first year in the shiny new conference, and then take their two best returning players. Talk about our feeder high school indeed.- 2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
With Nansen we are going to dominate recruiting in Greenland and the Scandinavian countries.- 2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
Ketch is truly regarded, or does no research (or both) for thinking that a quality control analyst from Oregon fucking State was in line to be Texas' next linebacker coach. Seriously. Way to own the stereotype, dude.- Realignment talk not going away
This would be too delicious. It's bullshit, certainly. - $9.95 worth every penny
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