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  1. SimkinsMan
    "Brauny" is cute when he tries to talk tough.
  2. SimkinsMan
    I think the proper term is Dissociative Identity Paranoid Surly Hypochondriac Introverted Texas Spectators ... or DIPSHITS
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    Face?!? What a forehead!
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    https://features.apmreports.org/in-the-dark/season-two/#:~:text=SEASON TWO,as hard to execute him. "In this season, we investigate the case of Curtis Flowers, a Black man from Winona, Mississippi, who was tried six times for the same crime. Flowers spent more than 20 years fighting for his life while a white prosecutor spent that same time trying just as hard to execute him." A crime which, by the way, the guy did not do. A good look into small town Mississippi for anyone interested.
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    I'm getting older, and some days that sucks. But then I remember I was old enough to attend the VY national championship game and suddenly I feel better about pushing 50. If you're younger, console yourself with this. It sure feels like those days may be on the horizon again, given the recent spate of recruiting, and the perception change that has come along with Arch Manning's commitment and arrival on campus.
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    Not to be confused with his cousin, a great softball prospect out of Thailand.
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    My favorite new Aggy "truth" is that Jimbo isn't working the portal hard because if he were to do so, he would have to engage in tampering, and if he were tampering then the school would have a way to get out of his contract. This morning's posts were gold @texifornia thanks for sharing. We should make you a perm poster.
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    It was an unconfirmed report, since retracted. The new target is a somewhat nebulous "end of this month."
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    Kicking is simple. I like my punters from Australia, and kickers with names that end in icker or ucker.
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    This is the kind of content I come to surly for. Certitude, anger at UT decisions, and a whiff of insider knowledge all in a neat package. I'm not saying you're wrong, friend, but you are prototype surly!
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    Can someone please explain what "controlling your position" means? Is that like, "Shut the fuck up Worthy and run 3 extra sprints!" Or, "Ya'll motherfuckers ain't transferring and stop talking about that shit!" Or something more Orwellian?
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    Can't wait to see what a senior season Jaylan Ford looks like on the field.
  15. SimkinsMan
    I prefer Brownsville.
  16. SimkinsMan
    Is TexAgs bothered by the Riley news? Not. At. All. In fact, the SEC West is wide open next year!
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    I'm sorry, did FCB actually use "sitch" instead of situation? As if we needed another reason to hate that asshole.
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    That's a great story -- thanks for sharing it.
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    Hope so. He's a demon on special teams.
  20. SimkinsMan
    This is good. I don't want two MEGA conferences. It will be fine, I think, to have the two major conferences and then two to three other decent conferences. I wonder if this settles things down now until the GOR expires for the ACC.
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    Sorry, that job's already taken by BO&W.
  22. SimkinsMan
    This motherfucker has carpet bombed the last three pages of an otherwise (mostly) informative thread. Can we all agree to mute his dumb ass and move on?
  23. SimkinsMan
    Tarp sounds really really beaten down in that update. It's delicious.
  24. SimkinsMan
    Wrecking Crew reporting for duty!
  25. SimkinsMan
    First of all, I wish they would fire Caserio, who is too closely aligned to Preacher Easterby for me. Second, this is just about the perfect thread title.

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