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SimkinsMan

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  1. Graham will be along soon to set them straight. In his rankings, which have miraculously reappeared after disappearing following the aggy game last year, he as Texas 7th in the conference. Aggy is 3.
  2. You old whippersnappers do not understand how the game of football has changed. Even us youngs can appreciate seeing a "man amongst boys" in our own era. You seem to be arguing that there have been no men amongst boys in the last half century. Although I can appreciate that, I hope that you may appreciate that you have a non-recency bias. While your choices are incredible, they are not the only ones in the MAB category. One more state of Texas football person is ... And he is the definition of “man amongst boys” And that is Mike Elko. The man: And his boys:
  3. Congratulations. This is the worst usage of this meme in the history of the internet.
  4. I prefer: Texas Offseason 2025: Boring and tiresome. And witless.
  5. I'm pretty sure that mental genius is cosplaying as Douglas Neidermeyer, Sergeant-At-Arms of the fraternity in Animal House. Of course he spelled the name wrong, which probably shouldn't come as a surprise.
  6. This is a delicious invitation to CBS to air all of the interview in its entirety. Cannot wait.
  7. The sole contribution I can make is that that list is a steaming pile of shit. All hail Sark and the money that made hay when there was more than chaff in the field.
  8. Processing another baseball loss, some are more realistic than others.
  9. So I'm an old, and I haven't bought student tickets since the 90s. However my daughter will be a freshman at UT in the fall (super excited about this, of course). Does this mean she has no hope of getting football tickets in the student section?
  10. Top 20 prospect in one of the most populous states in the heart of SEC country you ignorant sip. Country strong. A real lunch pail guy. Large forearms. Watch the tape. Give him a few years with TOUGH Moffitt and he'll be an SEC-ready mauler.
  11. Is this English? Also, in my long experience, people who use "bub" online are wannabe internet baddies who are giant pussies in real life. Maybe slow your roll until you know what the fuck you're talking about, genius.
  12. All of them, going back to the 360 forums, then HornFans, then Orangebloods, then Shaggy Bevo, and now this den of iniquity. Listeater is probably my favorite message board moment, but there has been a shitload of entertainment over the years.
  13. Looks like the girlfriend is gonna grift of Bill's name. At least she got the name of her business, "Trouble," correct.
  14. This chucklefuck isn’t even worth the $2 million a year he’s getting now.
  15. First of all, "the Horns and the sports world" have been left laughing at A&M many more times than "twice" during the Trev Alberts era. Many. They have had a remarkable collapse since Alberts arrived, across football, baseball, and basketball. It has been glorious and we've all enjoyed it immensely over here in our little palace of degenerates. Secondly, A&M paid $4.12 million less than a year ago to buy out Alberts' contract from Nebraska. I'm not sure if this has been fully paid off, or not. As for showing Trev the door, Alberts's contract is fully guaranteed if he is fired without cause, and he is to be paid $2.2 million annually through March 2029. So firing him would cost A&M approximately $9 million at this point. However, if they do fire Trev, A&M would be the unquestioned champions of paying buyouts. So put it on the wall, I guess.
  16. Jason apparently has never heard of one Michael Earley.
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