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SimkinsMan

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  1. I'm OK with bringing Kreul Intentions to campus.
  2. Lawyer talk not going away (but I wish it would).
  3. I love the implication of the article, but the only "news" reported on here is a top 10 list by Andy fucking Staples rating the top QBs in the Big 10. And Sayin is 7th based on ... intuition? Anyway, I hope he's dreadful and looks like a deer in the headlights when Bug Mountain throws his ass to the ground.
  4. First of all, I'm hugely appreciative of Bobby's support for the program and the information he brings. Most of the good things in the 9.95 business over the last two-plus decades are a result of his efforts whereas there are, mostly, a lot of shady characters out there. (Some of them are also shady in the sense that they create a lot of shade). So this is not a criticism but rather an observation. Anyway, it seems pretty clear from the way that Bobby is propping up Brandon Harris that Brandon Harris is his source.
  5. Good grief, I don't miss this fucking asshole and his schtick one bit. His little numerology games were such bullshit, and his time covering UT recruiting coincides with the worst period in Texas football's modern history. Fuck Higdon, fuck his shitty coverage, and fuck Charlie Strong.
  6. This is probably the best thread on Surly Horns, in terms of practical information and no trolls, and I just wanted to thank everyone for their contributions. I have taken advantage of several ideas here. Hopefully, one day, I can share something useful as well.
  7. Some ideas to rename the conference: MOUNTAIN WASTE YUCKY MOUNTAIN BAG OF SHIT AT LEAST WE'RE REGIONAL
  8. Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Recruiting through the Abysmal
  9. 51 running backs went over 1,000 yards last year. Wisner ranked 39th. Personally I'm grateful for the kid because without him our room was royally fucked last year. I also think if he takes another step forward this year, he could be elite with Manning as a more mobile threat in the backfield. Wisner also had 44 receptions so he's our leading returning pass catcher. TL;DR only dumbasses are sleeping on him for 2025.
  10. As I was reading it, grimacing through some of the more difficult to parse sections, I could see the writer sitting at his laptop beavering away on this update. And in his mind, it was just so cleverly written, so precious, so perfect that he couldn't wait to get it out the door on onto the website. Alas, I am sorry to say, it is trash.
  11. Alternatively they could actually use the 1* and 2* rankings.
  12. If his name was Dia Smith, he'd probably be a high three-star quarterback. He plays a very low level of competition. He hasn't progressed since his freshman year. I wouldn't say he's regressed, but he hasn't progressed. When he has had to step up against other competition, especially the playoff game where he looked awful, it just hasn't translated. Now, the Bell name is important. It's not just the name but what goes into that. Raja was a tremendous athlete. The kid's been taught since a young age. You have to assume based on the success of everybody else in that family that he's going to be good. So, high three-star with the name Smith. Throw in the Bell name you get to a four star.
  13. This movie does indeed look awesome. Busted out laughing at man's laughter. So good.
  14. Intriguing (even when spelled wrong) is not the word I would use to describe getting my dick kicked in, but Jaxson does not seem like the sharpest tool in the sheep shed.
  15. I was specifically told not to worry about the numbers.
  16. I, for one, am shocked that a player who got frustrated after repeatedly being pancaked decided to punch an opposing offensive lineman in the dick ... is now a shitbag in the pros.
  17. Desperate times call for desperate measures. I am referring, of course, to the Looch 44. If aggie is to have a top 10 player in the state of Texas this year, Billy had better resurrect the list. Personally, and opinions may differ, but Billy and I have Jonathan Hatton Jr as the no. 3 player in the state. What I'll bet Billy actually does is rank the out-of-state commitments as if they were players in the state to make the coddled sheep feel better about their plight. Either way it will be amusing to watch the craw-dadding this fall.
  18. This is the kind of delusion I can get down with. Yes, aggie, you are only a QB away. The questionable DL, the untalented LBs, and the shitty skill players on offense all point to a championship if only Marcel Reed can be a game breaker.
  19. In case you were wondering, this fuckhead is not related to the four-time Pro-Bowl player Derrick Johnson who wrecked shop on the 40 two decades ago.
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