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SimkinsMan

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  1. I have an infinity of affinity for Buzz Lightyear.
  2. 35: "Play football, they said. It will be fun, they said."
  3. Looking forward to some Action Jackson. If we can pull him away from the wild horses, that is.
  4. Gerry said he thinks D'antre will be told "Please don't do that shit again without telling us." And if he does, well, then that would be a serious problem.
  5. Notre Dame laying just 2 at Duke is interesting.
  6. The roller coaster is back, baby!
  7. They have a dark and growing and metastatic hatred for Greg Sankey, and I am here for it. Sankey is not even 60 years old yet, so he's going to be around for awhile. They are going to be blaming his ass every time they are on television at 11 am, or someone makes fun of their traditions, whenever there's a bad officiating call, or something favorable happens for Texas. It is going to be glorious. Sankey took away their most precious jewel, their membership in the SEC, that gave them bragging rights over Texas. It was the first time, ever, that they had scoreboard on anything over big brother. And then Sankey snatched it away. Not only that, Texas is going to come into the SEC and be big and bad and everything they thought they were going to be a decade ago. It's all going to be Sankey's fault. He will be the proxy for their insecurity and fears and deeply buried, never-to-be acknowledged but very real cognizance of their inferiority.
  8. The Grant of Rights is iron clad?
  9. It's looking like the Texans dodged a bullet in losing out on the first pick of the draft. Young has looked his size during the first two weeks of the season. Stroud has been pretty good behind a terrible OL.
  10. SimkinsMan replied to a post in a topic in Football
  11. With a name like Boobie Feaster, I am eager to see the images in his commitment thread.
  12. We are gonna beat the shit out of that fake Baptist ass.
  13. Hoping the cocks don't suck too much!
  14. SimkinsMan replied to TXs's topic in Football
  15. SimkinsMan replied to TXs's topic in Football
    Thank you.
  16. SimkinsMan replied to TXs's topic in Football
    We're sure this is the last game on LHN this year? They're not going to stick Texas-Iowa State or some BS on there later in the season?
  17. If they want Elko they had better fire Jimbo soon. I'm hearing he's at the top of the list for Michigan State.
  18. This coupon still works as of Friday afternoon.
  19. I can't believe Jason Howell included the Texas win over Alabama. That must have crushed his tiny little dark soul.
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