Everything posted by SimkinsMan
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
The article posted above by Ricky is absolute gold. ROFL. Oh.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Ryan Braun, Ryan Brauninger ... coincidence? I think not.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Dakorien Moore visiting a few weeks after his announcement was LSU's "answer" to the Simmons commitment is greatness.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Yeah, we're screwed in the Big Bad XII. Every team has a better offense and most of them have secondaries that aren't going to get exposed by future NFL receivers.
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I LOVE you Surly Bastards!!!
Piss off you tosser. I want to talk about that missed FG ... or that dropped pass by Worthy ... or the fact that McConaughey does the hook'em backwards.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Mack and Davis, perhaps.
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Let's talk about opposing fan bases in the SEC and the horns down ...
... because I fucking love it. Walking down the strip on Saturday evening in Tuscaloosa, wearing burnt orange, any number of young, drunk jackasses dropped the "horns down" on me and my party. It felt so cliched, so unoriginal, and yet so freaking awesome. I guess Alabama has an elephant or some fucking mascot which makes no sense? I can't be arsed enough to give a shit to know or care why. But everybody knows the Texas goddamn Longhorns. So my response, invariably, was "bring it on." Barstool had set up some outdoor event before the game on the main drag, and was we walked by I could hear Dave Portnoy talking up the Alabama crowd. This fanbase was so classy, and so mature, and had seen it all that they were going to be the outlier, he said. They were above giving the horns down. But guess what? They weren't. I'm not sure how it looked on television, but everytime the stadium scoreboards showed a video feed of the crowd, it showed delightfully dimwitted students and kids and their parents throwing the horns down. Every time. Well guess what, motherfuckers. We love that shit. You hate us? We love that you hate us. We expect it. You're going to hate us even more when we show up next year and take our place among the league elite. Aggies hate Texas more than they love our school. That's really what the Horns down means. "Ok, you may be better than us, but at least I know how to contort my hand like this." As Sark said, embrace the hate. Because there's going to be more and more of it.
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Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
Yeah that 4th Q sack by Burke was excellent, just doing whatever he had to against a pretty good LT to get Milroe down. Super impressive for someone just beginning to tap his potential. It was just a win all the way around from identifying a talented player late in the process, to getting good weight on him, to development.
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Ant man!
The man's name is Bug Mountain. Get it straight.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
If Bama goes into BCS and whips that ass, it will be interesting to see what the narrative is then.
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Official Coach Sark Thread of Dominance—haters back off
Wisner looked like a beast on special teams.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Corian Gipson, CB.
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Week 2: Texas @ Bama score prediction
Texas 20 Alabama 10 JT Daniels will be the best QB we face in the first two weeks of the season.
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Tceh suffers crushing 2OT defeat at Wyoming
Off the uprights!
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Texas State v Baylor
Suggested Baylor message board for schadenfreude?
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Arkansas St @ Oklahoma
Let's go <checks notes> Red Wolves!
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Colorado at tcu - 11am on Fox
Not a Deion fan, not a Deion hater. What I am interested in is whether the hype is real, or bullshit.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Hornfans.com fan, confirmed.
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$9.95 worth every penny
Lol there are four concurrent livestreams now? Does 247 not have one?
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Fuck Brett Yormark
Holgerson definitely won't want any more of us after we mudhole their asses.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Rice is even closer and has even better academics. Checkmate, fakas!
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2023 Fall Camp Thread of Dominance
Bobby has been slobbering over this team since the start of the fall camp. It's gruntling, for sure. He's not wrong that they have more talent then Texas has had in more than a decade.
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2023 Fall Camp Thread of Dominance
More like the Fall Camp Thread of Flatulence, amirite?
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$9.95 worth every penny
We're no longer doing nine hours a day?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
That is going to be a pane to remember.