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SimkinsMan

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  1. Quite an interview here with Lane Kiffin, who says the quiet parts out loud. He thinks that eventually this gets resolved with a salary cap. But until then we all need to embrace pay-to-play, because that's the way.
  2. We're chasing the best WR in the country and Surly is having a pissing contest over country music pissing. I would expect nothing less from this band of degenerate malcontents.
  3. He's for closers! That's who Graham Fucking Coffey is.
  4. This can only end in one way: A massive train wreck. And I'm here for it.
  5. Geoff, in the meantime, will be hitting the pork roll.
  6. Get us the fuck out.
  7. But Saban visited him at practice!
  8. Neyor looks like he's an all-conference wide receiver.
  9. What's unimpressive about 18 subscribers tho?
  10. Hard for him to turn down a Hand job.
  11. Per Nahlin, who claims to have looked into the matter, the three HS in three years should not be looked upon as a red flag.
  12. To me, honestly, he looks cordial, warm, and friendly. By contrast his cousin Hudson Standoffish is cold and aloof.
  13. Not a great week for Aggy. The Demas situation reflects very poorly on Jimbo, and The Rudder Association story is pretty wild. A bunch of old, red-ass Aggy try to create their own separate Fish Camp because the existing one (run by students) tries to "indoctrinate" tolerance into new students. The university adult who supervises Fish Camp suggest that the old red-asses actually talk to the students and the red-asses say nah, we're going to to try to work through Dan Patrick to impose these changes on the university. This will backfire gloriously in their faces, I have to think.
  14. I quit when they traded Hopkins for a bag of Doritos. Now I'm just enjoying watching it all burn down.
  15. I agree. But I have begun to take a perverse pleasure in their mounting failures. Who knew abandoning fandom could be so freeing?
  16. On one hand, Berman knows his shit. On the other hand, Cal is hiring the white preacher boy and we all know it.
  17. It's going to be McCown. It's always been McCown. He and Easterby bonded during FCA. This has been Easterby's plan for two years since he first wanted to hire Caserio. If you don't understand it, you haven't been paying attention to the Easterby Evangelical Texans Tabernacle.
  18. HUGE GET!
  19. It is. In his own words.
  20. I'm just here to watch it burn. And instead of calling the fire department, Jack Easterby dialed Exxon Mobil for more gas. You love to see the self-immolation of this gang of absolute fucking turds.
  21. Unpopular take, I'm sure, but Roach is fine. He's clearly unhappy doing his job. And he's not particularly good at it. But he seems to be the rare 9.95er that doesn't make shit up. He will actually say "I don't know" instead of tossing a 300-word salad full of bullshit that makes the author seem like he knows what he is talking about when, in fact, he does not. TL;DR Roach is basically a harmless idiot, but that's pretty good for this industry as things go.
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