SimkinsMan

Can Okie afford Venables’ $30 million buyout?

WANT. Badly.

First of all, I'm a person, and I'm in Austin. With that out of the way, I want to explain why I think that Kentucky is a tough team. Now you may be wondering, "Why are SimkinsMan and other people in Austin crowing about a tough Kentucky team?" Well, the answer is this. It's because our game against Kentucky cements our schedule as being a difficult one in the SEC. Some of our conference mates are saying we got gifted an easy schedule this year. But that is not true. The fact that Texas has to play Kentucky means that we play one of the most challenging SEC schedules this year. Why? Because those cats are wild. In their opener, they blew out Southern Mississippi. Shut them out, even. Domination. A month later they put a top-ranked Mississippi football team in the dirt. Kentucky also has the highest quality loss on the season, losing by a single point to Georgia. Finally, they are coached by a Stoops. A STOOPS! I'm telling you, Kentucky is damned tough. That's something worth crowing about.

I'm sorry, what? We are?

The prospect of our LB room without him scares you to death.

Honestly, that tweet from Pancakes McClain is the perfect coup de grace for our time in the Big 12. Schools like his alma mater, Baylor, gravy-trained on Texas for years. They got fatter checks then they deserved because of their association with the big boys. And all along, they bitched about Texas, made snide remarks about Texas, and nipped at our heels like little bitches. Now that Texas is free of the Baylors of the world, and money can be spent over the table, it warms my dark heart to see bitchy fat bears whining about the state of play. Enjoy irrelevancy, assholes! 128,000 people watched Baylor and Air Force in week three on FS1, and you can guarantee that a majority of them were Air Force graduates. During the same week 1.48 million watched Texas play UT freaking SA.

Mack beat Oklahoma more than once?!?

OU's former quarterback, who was either pushed out for Jackson Arnold or who had the foresight to leave the sinking ship SS Sooner Schooner, just beat Ohio State. One wonders how different the game would have been today with Gabriel behind their patchwork line.

It was fun listening to the OU radio "postgame" interview with Domanic Williams, who ended up being a captain on their team. He was all like, "This will never happen again," and if people didn't want to be in the locker room they needed to get out. Dude choose poorly and I am here for it. Enjoy your Poulan Weed Eater Bowl ... if you even make that.

Helm was key to getting Quinn going today. He has been amazing this year. Playing himself into being a top 5 TE in the NFL Draft.

Jackson Arnold must really, really, really suck.

Bug Mountain is fucking awesome.

Clearly Jonah was pointing at Sark during his football game to let him know where his seats were. Because like any good aggy, Jonah knows it's just good manners to help visitors to find their seats.

Texas, Texas Yee- Hah, those Sooners really suck Mudhole to the face

I very much look forward to this thread every week, thanks @texifornia! If I can sober up after the Red River Bloodbath, the evening slate of games looks amazing.

Mudhole. 41-10. Fuck off back to your shitty state, sooners.

That kid says he's 6'4" and 233.

Hold on, there's someone under 40 years old who posts on Surly Horns? Also, insightful stuff, thanks for sharing!

GET BAKED MUTHAFUCKAS

Brauny said 75 percent was on the "optimistic side of things." From an Aggy perspective, that's exactly right. If they're lucky, there's only a 75 percent chance he flips to Texas.