Everything posted by SimkinsMan
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
So you're sayin there's a chance?
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NIL Recruiting News Megathread
Quite an interview here with Lane Kiffin, who says the quiet parts out loud. He thinks that eventually this gets resolved with a salary cap. But until then we all need to embrace pay-to-play, because that's the way.
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
We're chasing the best WR in the country and Surly is having a pissing contest over country music pissing. I would expect nothing less from this band of degenerate malcontents.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
He's for closers! That's who Graham Fucking Coffey is.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
This can only end in one way: A massive train wreck. And I'm here for it.
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Geoff, in the meantime, will be hitting the pork roll.
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Collegiate athletics was fun while it lasted.
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
Get us the fuck out.
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2023 WR Ryan Niblett
But Saban visited him at practice!
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Orange White Spring Game, Sat. April 23rd (Gates Open 4pm. Game starts 6pm)
Neyor looks like he's an all-conference wide receiver.
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$9.95 worth every penny
What's unimpressive about 18 subscribers tho?
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2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Hard for him to turn down a Hand job.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Per Nahlin, who claims to have looked into the matter, the three HS in three years should not be looked upon as a red flag.
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Is Deshaun Watson Done in Houston?
Yes.
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$9.95 worth every penny
To me, honestly, he looks cordial, warm, and friendly. By contrast his cousin Hudson Standoffish is cold and aloof.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Not a great week for Aggy. The Demas situation reflects very poorly on Jimbo, and The Rudder Association story is pretty wild. A bunch of old, red-ass Aggy try to create their own separate Fish Camp because the existing one (run by students) tries to "indoctrinate" tolerance into new students. The university adult who supervises Fish Camp suggest that the old red-asses actually talk to the students and the red-asses say nah, we're going to to try to work through Dan Patrick to impose these changes on the university. This will backfire gloriously in their faces, I have to think.
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How to Buy a 5-Star Recruit: The Demond Demas Saga
What a demas.
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2021 Houston Texans Ain't Shit Season Thread
I quit when they traded Hopkins for a bag of Doritos. Now I'm just enjoying watching it all burn down.
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2021 Houston Texans Ain't Shit Season Thread
I agree. But I have begun to take a perverse pleasure in their mounting failures. Who knew abandoning fandom could be so freeing?
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2021 Houston Texans Ain't Shit Season Thread
On one hand, Berman knows his shit. On the other hand, Cal is hiring the white preacher boy and we all know it.
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2021 Houston Texans Ain't Shit Season Thread
It's going to be McCown. It's always been McCown. He and Easterby bonded during FCA. This has been Easterby's plan for two years since he first wanted to hire Caserio. If you don't understand it, you haven't been paying attention to the Easterby Evangelical Texans Tabernacle.
- 2022 OL Devon J. Campbell
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
PWO just means Crystal Ball.
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2021 Houston Texans Ain't Shit Season Thread
It is. In his own words.
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2021 Houston Texans Ain't Shit Season Thread
I'm just here to watch it burn. And instead of calling the fire department, Jack Easterby dialed Exxon Mobil for more gas. You love to see the self-immolation of this gang of absolute fucking turds.