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SimkinsMan

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  1. Per LHF on the Twitters: “Somebody sent me a DM. Rumor Hamm was fired from his Pool job. Quick! Somebody call Platinum pools in Kingwood to verify”
  2. But he was in the video and everything. Wouldn’t shock me if the owner pulled the video after seeing it linked here, and did some research which led to Hamm’s demise.
  3. Sam is a tough fucking kid. A Longhorn through and through. Love the guy.
  4. Not to go all corral, but California's budget is arguably in better shape than Texas'. The state has become cash-flow positive and is building a significant rainy day fund for future problems. https://www.ppic.org/publication/californias-state-budget/
  5. Umm that's not Ed Foley. That's Matt Foley, a noted motivational speaker.
  6. That De'Gabriel blew his horn, sighting an iceberg with some roschon it that will gbenda the ship in two. Well is saying to derrian the ship around, or we'll all brown.
  7. Love you LJH mama! He has been such a stud this year.
  8. Not to mention an unranked opponent that everyone thinks should suck at FB.
  9. Baker Mayfield seems like he sucks. Glad he's getting to the building at 5am. More time to teach the rest of his teammates how to suck.
  10. Why yes, it is refreshing to actually be looking forward to Bowl season.
  11. We were getting our dicks knocked into the dirt by Kansas. Today, we're going to the Sugar Bowl. Looks like we may have back-to-back top-5 recruiting classes. Texas has a long way to go, but for the first time in forever it looks like we're on our way out of the valley of darkness. Thanks, Tom.
  12. Can’t spell Fuck You without OU.
  13. Hey naval gazing fucksticks ... we just got a commitment from a plug-and-play athlete at a position of need. Oh, and we stole him from OU. But by all means, please carry on with the youngs v. olds and various hotties. This thread is both the best and worst thing on the internet.
  14. Huge get at a huge need position!
  15. You're going to get a lot of smart-ass replies. But it's actually this board's nickname for Billy Liucci. Stands for "Binge On My Cock."
  16. Ummm ...not to be that guy ... but that's chemistry.
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