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SimkinsMan

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Everything posted by SimkinsMan

  1. Super K said he also didn't think Sark would go the Johnny Nansen route.
  2. Watson's scorched earth tirades? What are you talking about?
  3. Zierlein is generally not full of shit. Said the call with Bieniemy was just the coach, and Janice and Cal McNair. No DW.
  4. If TFB is right about this, they will have been first to call attention to Sark, and first -- by a mile -- to alight on Kwiatkowski. Super impressive in a period when we've seen piles upon piles of bullshit from others.
  5. Interesting update, especially the Pruitt tidbit.
  6. I'm sure that dude knows fuck all. It's not hard to see Bieniemy as the favorite given the dire situation with Watson and the hastily arranged Zoom interview. I suspect the real issue is Easterby control, as in, can EB cut that fuck from the team?
  7. At the very least, I'd rather have my owner running around with hookers and blow than Easterby the yo-yo.
  8. My only issue with this post is that I feel we should reserve the "fuckface" appellation for Tom Herman.
  9. That was written by Jerome Solomon. Pancakes just tweeted it.
  10. McClain has more or less been a mouthpiece for McNair. Keeps saying Watson won't be traded, and that by hiring the right coach the fences can be mended.
  11. Misspellings are a crime, dog.
  12. The second SI story is worth reading in full. It sounds like Cal's wife is a piece of work, too. No wonder DW wants out.
  13. Here's the context. He's definitely mad. https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2021/01/15/deshaun-watson-i-was-on-2-then-i-took-it-to-10/
  14. Cal is a fuckface, part 1,290. https://www.houstonchronicle.com/texas-sports-nation/john-mcclain/article/Cal-McNair-Texans-Deshaun-Watson-Jack-Easterby-15873730.php
  15. I'll be disappointed if Ash doesn't lick our collective butthole on the way out of town.
  16. No idea if this guy knows shit, but I'm not complaining about the content of the tweet.
  17. What a great day. Sark is going to wreck shit. You love to see all of these guys coming with him from Alabama not because they're from Alabama, but because they're choosing Sark over Saban. Clearly the guy made a positive impression on these coaches. So he's smart. He's not a fuckface like our last coach. And he knows the stage. First time I've been excited about Texas football since the Georgia game.
  18. Motherfucker got paid. That's why he's coming. Love it.
  19. Exactly! For those who don't remember, Evans is the jackass who freelanced some stories for the NYT about a dozen years ago that sought to harm Texas. If you hate FCB, then you'll really, really hate Thayer Evans.
  20. Truly, one of the blessings of this season happening. I'll readily admit I was wrong -- back in the spring I did not think the games (or at least the majority of them) would be played. I appreciate everyone who made it happen.
  21. This is basically the biggest cannon left to fire outside of Watson publicly saying fire Easterby, or I walk. If Easterby survives this I don't know what to think.
  22. He is the best!
  23. Orangebloods, man. gotta love it.
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