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    Dropsy McFumbleFuck.
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    The collective commenting on the LSU vs Nicholls game... It warms my cold, dark heart that we have, at a stroke, taken away the one thing these mouthbreathers used to most to beat their chests about: Their vaunted SEC affiliation and love of same. Texas joining the conference has just completely sucked that joy from them—often the only joy they could derive from college football from mid-October onward.
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    Do that shit again.
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    Matthew McConaughey as a closet aggy is not something I had on my bingo card this week.
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    So has Texas. Consider that when Helm committed Texas was coming off an 8-5 season, in which we had a four-game stretch in which we lost to TCU, Iowa State, and Baylor. Four years later this kid is catching balls all over Michigan Stadium against the defending national champions as the University of Texas romps. Can any of have imagined this scenario when we were posting titty gifs?
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    73rd ranked TE in the country balling out on the big stage.
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    Daddy98 says the BMAs can fuck his wife. Jimbo may be gone, but the new Ag tradition of cuckholdry lives on!
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    We'll see him in a week and a half!
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    "People can be negative and talk about all they want, but at some point, this place is going to break through in football. I'm convinced of it.
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    The Elk recruits through the gristle.
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    Five "BDF" teams ranked ahead of aggy.
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    It would probably be too much to expect aggie to have any grasp of history—after all history for that bunch is remembering all of their stupid traditions. But when it comes to dogs and minorities, there is a long legacy of "dog squads" being used by police forces in a vicious manner. They were pretty notorious during the apartheid era of South Africa, in which there were special units with dogs trained to attack black people. The tradition continued well after the apartheid era ended. For example:
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    Honestly, the mentalist segment they're going on and on about is fine.
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    Early Heisman talk ...
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    The Elk? More like a deer in the headlights.
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    Aggy does two things exceptionally well: moral victories and excuses. Looks like the Wiggy narrative is already building.
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    They deleted it. It was half filled with people questioning how good Colorado State was, and half of the people saying it was above TexAgs readers to stoop to watch tu.
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    For those who don't know the name, myself included: Jackson Blackwell
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    Colorado is going to wake up next year and realize they're back in the Big XII; they've had eight losing seasons in a row; they're in debt, and Primetime has left the building. It is going to be fucking bleak, and I am here for it.
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    Four in a row! Seriously, dude, you should consider shutting the fuck up once in awhile. No one wants to wade through your inane diarrhea on every goddamn thread. Even on ignore you're a fucking beating. Like, I legitimately hope the next frontier in NIL involves an extension to Surly posters, as in No Input aLlowed. You'd be in line for a fat stack of cash.
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    Three pages of edging from Brauny before he says, "It won't be Aggy."
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    Did somebody say the narrativ?!?

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