Everything posted by SimkinsMan
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I, for one, am shocked that a player who got frustrated after repeatedly being pancaked decided to punch an opposing offensive lineman in the dick ... is now a shitbag in the pros.
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2026: The World's Drunkest Elk
Desperate times call for desperate measures. I am referring, of course, to the Looch 44. If aggie is to have a top 10 player in the state of Texas this year, Billy had better resurrect the list. Personally, and opinions may differ, but Billy and I have Jonathan Hatton Jr as the no. 3 player in the state. What I'll bet Billy actually does is rank the out-of-state commitments as if they were players in the state to make the coddled sheep feel better about their plight. Either way it will be amusing to watch the craw-dadding this fall.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
This is the kind of delusion I can get down with. Yes, aggie, you are only a QB away. The questionable DL, the untalented LBs, and the shitty skill players on offense all point to a championship if only Marcel Reed can be a game breaker.
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OU Recruiting 2026: Burnt Vegetables
In case you were wondering, this fuckhead is not related to the four-time Pro-Bowl player Derrick Johnson who wrecked shop on the 40 two decades ago.
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2026 P Mikey Bukauskas
This is a terrible pickup. Once Archibald steps on the field we're never punting again.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
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OU Recruiting 2026: Burnt Vegetables
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2027: I remember watching his dad play
- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Actually the UT acceptance rate this year was on the order of 17 or 18 percent. Most of the chuckle-fucks posting here, myself included, probably could not get into the university today. Advantage aggy of course, since all the nerds attending UT aren't sports fans; and because of their huge enrollment Aggy is a sleeping giant sitting on a powder keg of NIL, yadda yadda yadda.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I ... don't think ADs at other schools are perplexed. I think they're laughing their asses off. As are we.- 2025 Gametimes - bring sunscreen
The world needs ditch diggers, and so does NYC.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Octogenarian or not, Grandpa, we're not in the habit of offering exceptions to the rules around these parts. Get up off the davenport and put that Vintage Polaroid to work.- Nick Saban to co-chair President Trump’s planned commission on college athletics.
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Oh, but I can.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Aggie Reddit is having a sad. But my favorite post is the last choad whining about having to face Liberty in the first round. No doubt this was more dirty pool from Snakey.- 2025 Pro Cycling Season
Today's Giro stage is fucking awesome. You don't need to watch until 75 km to go, but then you need to pay attention to every moment. It's incredible, beautiful racing.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
The two things I find most amusing about these comments from the boards: 1) The ministry's full-throated defense of the Elk's regime and recruiting prowess. 2) The (apparently) growing view that Jimbo was fired too early, that he could have been made CEO and all would be well. Both are hilarious.- Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread
- Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
So are we Fran Duffy. So are we.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
It's a good thing he has the first "s" in his last name.- OU Recruiting 2026: Burnt Vegetables
- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
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