THUJONE

Or is it?

I don't think Saban was confident enough that the University knew what the fuck it was doing. Which is fair. This case is different. All minds aligned on Urbs. These are not identical situations.

Wrong- if he had, it would be public. And he would have said so. There is no reason for him to be a no and not say it. Game theory motherfucker.

The "ball is in his court" is absolutely cover for "he's a yes and is giving Texas time to fire Herman in a respectful fashion."

For me, there are three options here: OPTION 1: Urban is an asshole psychopath. It would be the only explanation if he currently knows he's not going to take the job. I don't believe this is the case, because if it were, it would mean that he is purposefully stringing out The University of Texas, to what? Just be a dick? I have a lot of objections to Meyer's handling of Fuckface McGee and his domestic violence shit, but otherwise he seems to conduct himself professionally. So I think it would be Busch League for him to just play us out like that. He could have, and would have put this whole thing to bed on Fox yesterday. Instead, it was awkward turtle crickets. OPTION 2: He still doesn't know if he's going to take the job. Okay, maybe. But he's known it's coming to him for three months now. In my mind he's a YES, but could possibly be balking because he wants "his team," i.e., his specific staff he's worked with before. I don't necessarily buy this. Coaches aren't always able to walk in with all the assistants they want. And I don't see Urbs as the type of guy who is afraid to take a job unless all the stars are perfectly aligned. But this could lead to a NO if I've misread him and he's a little baby. OPTION 3: He's a yes and waiting on word of Herman's departure. Option 1: 0% Option 2: 30% Option 3: 70%

Daamn Son

Casey better get in now.

Let's see Casey

Wow.

No drop off with Mitchell out.

ESPECIALLY brewer

lol on that td

Jake looks fresh for the first time in a year.

This running game has me enchubbened.

ROJO may be nearly as fast as Bijan. Just doesn't quite have the feet.

First time in 10 years we've had so much speed: Moore, Whitt, Bijan, Roschon, Smith.

WHITTINGTON!!!! And he's miraculously uninjured.

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD THAT MOVE

I have a full chub right now for Bijan

You're right. Holy shit. And we let him go. Fucking Herman.

Defense is just out there playing pick-up right now.

Holy shit his dad is Chris Vaughn? Goddamit

Become a blocking TE. Agree.

I hope Meyer looks at this team and goes "wow I can do some shit with these guys."

lol. one yard took twenty seconds.