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    Someone needs to give me thread permissions. I gotta thread I gotta start but I don't post enough.
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    I will when it's done. Cool your tits.
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    I had to try a case in Odessa, but we stayed in Midland. At the FIVE STAR ELEGÁNTE HOTEL, which is five stars because it's in the name. Highlights of the trial were thus: -Dwarf biker gang hanging out at the pool getting absolutely shitfaced -The Lobby has a "Jungle Theme" complete with stuffed tigers (not taxidermy tigers, literal full-sized, stuffed-animal tigers like, from the state fair) and dusty fake greenery -The Hotel bar/restaurant also houses a Tuesday (I think) Karaoke night. We ate in there one Tuesday and there was just one lady doing Karaoke and cartwheels with no underpants on. This is someone you would want to wear underpants. -Ate at a chili's probably twenty times (best food close by) and saw Quiet Riot in there having dinner before a show. It was the single most depressing sight I've ever seen.
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    After he got up from that hit, he legit thought he was a Texas player and still thinks so to this day.
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    Yeah, I'm feeling like so long as the KSU game is still on, they will string this thing out until Sunday. Saturday night is going to be a fucking heater and this thread will go to 1000 pages over a twelve hour timespan. Herman will be let go and within six hours of that it will be officially reported that Urban is the new coach.
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    Count me as ready to move on from Sam as well. I think his number one talent was toughness. Not so much accuracy of pocket presence.
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    Sam comes back if we get UM.
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    Okay, so the takeaway is OUR FLIGHT TRACKING WAS RIGHT!
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    Life, eh? But I wouldn't miss a coaching search shit fest! Hope you're good too.
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    Interesting. IT just reported that Eltife is very involved in the hunt for Meyer. Coincidence? I think not.
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    What. So that guy has eyes on Urban's cell? This is where we're at? It's perfect.
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    Top meme game.
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    I'm all in on the game theory now. If it was a non-starter we'd know. Shit is quiet. It's happening.
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    I'm not getting shit done.
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    IT has an update. One piece of key info. I'm not gonna post it but someone else can.
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    Except that now any delay is on CDC and recruits, parents, etc. will be looking to him to give clarity. It wasn't a big move by Tom, but it was all he had.
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    I think news is going to break tonight. May not be UM news, but may be TH news. Tom did the smart thing by using the only leverage he had to force CDC to make a move. Fire me now or don't, but if you don't, you're hurting the program and recruiting by leaving us in the lurch and you look like a prick. I think CDC answers the raise and calls by firing him before the press conference tomorrow, regardless of where they stand with UM.
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    Sorry man. Having a daughter, publishing a novel, whipping J&J's ass in trial, you know. The usual.
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    We'll see. I actually tried to do some MS Paint a few weeks ago and just said fuck it. Didn't have the heart. I did do my series of Trump sketches in order to get the national portrait gallery gig. lol
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    Oh I wouldn't miss the opportunity to peruse tweets of "sources" with only random numbers in their handles or to gather around the soft glow of Flightaware screenshots with you guys. It's tradition.
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    Guys, as terrible as it is to get to the point when you've got to fire a head coach, the grey period netherworld of conspiratorial speculation and tangential conclusion drawing based on attenuated and often unrelated facts, is a glorious time. I'm here for it. Give me the unnamed agent quote recycled through five message boards. Give me port-a-potty girl, craps mom or seven-eleven guy. All of them are valid sources and each of them deserves our attention. It's the coaching search, y'all. Welcome aboard.
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    I don't remember writing any of that, but I'm glad you like it.
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    With regard to your comparison--I never read that book. But you are now the second person to tell me it harkened to it. I've heard very good things about the book.
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    Did the pics not make it in? I had the publisher PROMISE to include my many drawings. Dastardly.

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