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Hank Kingsley

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  1. List of great Aggies that deserve our respect: 1. Meat Pimp 2. Meat Pimp's mom That's it.
  2. I know he's a great dude and Sark and the team loves him, but enough. He's just not ready this year.
  3. The All-22 film angles...whew.
  4. Honestly, the one negative of joining the SEC for me was playing A&M again. I grew up with Aggie friends in high school, went to a bonfire and game at Kyle Field. But I don't think there's anything fun or interesting about this rivalry. I fucking hate OU, but have respect for their program and success. The A&M game almost feels like a lose-lose scenario in my eyes. I tried to get pumped for the game last year at Kyle. All the hype, all the fanfare. And then the Aggies laid the most pathetic egg I've ever seen on a football field. If you would have told me before the game we win by 10, I would have happily taken it. But they were so fucking pathetic, only winning that game 17-7 was a disappointment. That should have been a 31-0 type of embarrassment. I don't really take that much enjoyment out of beating A&M, because I have so little respect for their entire existence.
  5. Agreed. Talk your shit. Look, Arch was lost early in the season. Like shockingly so. We can all admit that. The UTEP game was straight up horrific. I expected him to be much more ready entering the season, and I was wrong. But he has improved steadily since the UTEP game, to the point where right now it's obvious he's the best player on our offense. The game has slowed down for him. Still lots to work on, but he's legitimately a very good college QB now. But the panty twisting by people wanting Caldwell to start or calling Arch a nepo baby need to be called out. Just a bunch of recency bias hysterics that couldn't see the big picture. Amateur bullshit. Do better.
  6. If we lose to Kansas again today, I'm gonna lose it.
  7. A lot to learn from in this game, credit to Denver for making shots when they needed them. Reed's first half was incredible. The long chest pass inside to Amen for a dunk might have been the most encouraging out of all the highlights. The dude is a baller. Fuck yes.
  8. Same energy.
  9. Twitter is only good for moments like this. God I I can't wait for to pull this exact move on my uncle on Thanksgiving.
  10. God, this is all fucking amazing.
  11. Everyone was expecting a contentious meeting, but Zohran is charming and likable, so of course Trump falls in love with him. LMAO.
  12. He raped his own wife and buried her on his golf course.
  13. Nikki Haley is MIA because she is now a dirty dot Indian to the hardcore base. Her days are over. There is no Nikki Haley. But her son is trying out the White Nationalist schtick. Good luck, bro.
  14. The result always clouds people's minds. Texans were one play away from losing a game where the defense gave a superhuman performance. The only really good thing Davis Mills did was not turn the ball over. He missed easy big play throws, particularly in the 1st half. The offense turtled in the 4th and they put everything in the hands of their defense. It's a good win no doubt, but the conservative offensive approach in crunch time will bite them in the ass sooner than later.
  15. I've come up with a saying that will help Sark find his way as a Head Coach and a play caller. "All gas, no brakes." Pretty good, huh? It means playing (and coaching) with aggression and urgency. To never let up. To impose your will. He should try it!
  16. LMAO the Texans offense is dogshit and so is the playcalling.
  17. The Texans defense plays with so much violence. Like, it's almost hard to watch because they are trying to kill people out there every week. It sucks to waste that talent and tenacity. Hopefully the offense figures things out.
  18. We replaced Jalen Green with Kevin Durant. What a fucking upgrade. It's like breaking up with a Baytown stripper and you're now dating Charlize Theron. Life is good. And classy. I'm gonna go pour a bourbon.
  19. It'd be nice if Sark transfers some of his frustration and energy into making a statement on the field moving forward.
  20. Jesus Fucking Christ.
  21. What an incredible superpower for a pathological liar to have 80 million bootlickers that conveniently choose which words to believe or not believe that come out of his mouth. None of this gets better without these idiots taking personal accountability. No more fucking excuses.
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