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Hank Kingsley

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Everything posted by Hank Kingsley

  1. Everyone was expecting a contentious meeting, but Zohran is charming and likable, so of course Trump falls in love with him. LMAO.
  2. He raped his own wife and buried her on his golf course.
  3. Nikki Haley is MIA because she is now a dirty dot Indian to the hardcore base. Her days are over. There is no Nikki Haley. But her son is trying out the White Nationalist schtick. Good luck, bro.
  4. The result always clouds people's minds. Texans were one play away from losing a game where the defense gave a superhuman performance. The only really good thing Davis Mills did was not turn the ball over. He missed easy big play throws, particularly in the 1st half. The offense turtled in the 4th and they put everything in the hands of their defense. It's a good win no doubt, but the conservative offensive approach in crunch time will bite them in the ass sooner than later.
  5. I've come up with a saying that will help Sark find his way as a Head Coach and a play caller. "All gas, no brakes." Pretty good, huh? It means playing (and coaching) with aggression and urgency. To never let up. To impose your will. He should try it!
  6. LMAO the Texans offense is dogshit and so is the playcalling.
  7. The Texans defense plays with so much violence. Like, it's almost hard to watch because they are trying to kill people out there every week. It sucks to waste that talent and tenacity. Hopefully the offense figures things out.
  8. We replaced Jalen Green with Kevin Durant. What a fucking upgrade. It's like breaking up with a Baytown stripper and you're now dating Charlize Theron. Life is good. And classy. I'm gonna go pour a bourbon.
  9. It'd be nice if Sark transfers some of his frustration and energy into making a statement on the field moving forward.
  10. Jesus Fucking Christ.
  11. What an incredible superpower for a pathological liar to have 80 million bootlickers that conveniently choose which words to believe or not believe that come out of his mouth. None of this gets better without these idiots taking personal accountability. No more fucking excuses.
  12. If you picked up the Founding Fathers in a time machine and brought them to present day, it would take about 5 minutes of deliberation for them to tar & feather and string up Trump.
  13. One of the best bits ever.
  14. Big minutes from Holiday tonight. Hate to sweat that one out, but nice W!
  15. The hardcore 2Aers worship at the feet of King Trump.
  16. We might get the desired results, but it will absolutely not be a "free and fair" election.
  17. They will get out in front of it and spend many months claiming a rigged election prior to midterms. And will do everything they can to delay or cancel it altogether.
  18. I think it's mistake to have this type of binary thinking. A true blue wave isn't coming. The Democratic Party is a failure, it's only appeal right now to many people it that it's simply the opposition party. Something new in party politics has to form, or we're just gonna go back and forth between Republican and Democratic administrations that leave this country in a hellscape.
  19. Things are going great.
  20. "It mimics the womb, the babies love it. Trump is the PRO-LIFE President!"
  21. Let's not forget there are credible rumors that The First Lady of the United States was dating and having sex with the pedophile Jeffrey Epstein before meeting Trump.
  22. And every single anti-Trumper on here is good with that. Let them all be exposed and held accountable. Oh, and also:
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