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Hank Kingsley

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  1. Reagan pushed the entire country right in the 80s. So much so that Clinton was conservative, even for a Democrat. This was a long overdue course correction.
  2. Protecting the right to play stupid games and win stupid prizes needs to be introduced as the next amendment to the Constitution.
  3. "The only thing better than two Jack in the Box monster tacos is two more monster tacos." - My shitfaced roommate 25 years ago
  4. Amongst all the other obvious and more important benefits, please win Kamala so social media accounts like this don't exist anymore.
  5. Appreciate all your polling commentary throughout this. I think I speak for a lot of us that it kept us sane through this rollercoaster. Thank you!
  6. Rogan fans after their moms run down to the basement to break the news:
  7. You know, we do the weave. Do you know what the weave is? We'll talk about like nine different things, and they all come back brilliantly together, and it's like, friends of mine that are, like, Surly assholes, they say, "It's the most brilliant thing we've ever seen".
  8. Squirrels? Where we're going, we don't need squirrels.
  9. All the attacks from the left got Pete wrong. Stoller was maybe the biggest hater and look where we are now.
  10. Here is the longform article. It's very good: https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2024/11/03/pete-buttigieg-tough-on-airlines-00181436
  11. Look, the play is to buy an existing Chili's that some Trumper will invariably sell for peanuts once his tricked out bomb shelter is completed and furnished. Patience.
  12. If Kamala wins, we don't just go to Chili's. No, no, fuck that. We buy a Chili's.
  13. The "alpha" move by Trumpers is to assault women.
  14. Do Chili's still put chocolate sprinkles on their chocolate shakes? That was the bomb 35 years ago.
  15. Send Pete to Iowa tomorrow. Why the fuck not. They love him there.
  16. Pete on Fox 2 sleeps before the election LFG
  17. We have one. I think every game for the rest of the season is gonna be a street fight. And I hope Sark is ready with Arch if/when things go sideways.
  18. We currently do not have the physicality at QB or RB that South Carolina possesses. Quinn won't make it out of the first half vs. A&M unless OL is firing on all cylinders and he's got his A game with feet and pocket presence.
  19. Reading more about this, and a common observation from people without an internal monologue is they thought it was just a movie trope when characters internally narrate via voiceovers. My mind continues to be blown.
  20. Nothing but handjobs with this fucking guy.
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