Santos L. Helper

🎵 you got to pluck it before you fuck it 🎶

I think it's fine that you like to suck Immamac's dick, as long as he is consenting. If not you should be banned. Because you can't just suck off a dude if you feel like it, whether you think he deserves it or not. Seacrest out.

them titties ain't retarded

commie dicknozzle

oh sorry, that was meant for futureman

have you ever thought you two about meeting up and talking in person? Kinda like a summit. You'll have to take all the dicks out of your mouth, of course, otherwise all he'll hear is Jim Huffines yelling that he's about to blow on your tits. Literal fuckface

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Whatever south Oklahoma landfill you inhabit isn't important, what's important is that it sucks almost as much as the cumdumpster in Frisco you call a stadium

bitch

you're pretty worked up about it for some reason, guess you'll have a lot to think about during your 90 minute drive back home to Decatur

frisco ass bitch

fascinating what insider info are you going to share next, that honeywell makes the thermostats

A lot better than this piece of shit, but yeah it's terrible

Big ups to me #1 homeboy Derks over here for taking pity on me and finally trading me Whit Merrifield, who I've been trying to get all season.

Once. You have to travel back at least 200 years, can land in any location on Earth, and you can never come back. Where do you choose to settle, and why?